d_a_f_punk
Recent works
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Falling With Style by d_a_f_punk
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Oct 2017
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In which not-yet-Knight Hoisin learns that you have to fall before you can balance.
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Hair Raising by d_a_f_punk
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Oct 2017
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In which Lord Agnethe desperately needs a haircut.
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Challenge Accepted by d_a_f_punk
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Oct 2017
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In which Lord Nyasha's crew may have literally bitten off more than they can chew.
Recent bookmarks
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The Songs and the Stories, the Lies and the Glories by leupagus for FlowersfortheMoon
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
11 Apr 2026
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"The crown suits you, you know," said Ser Duncan over the cacophony, bringing Baelor back to himself. "Makes you look... you know. Kingly. Which I suppose makes sense, seeing as how you're the king now." A look of anguish crossed his face. "Oh, hells, I shouldn't be calling you 'you,' should I? It's 'Your Grace.' Please don't take—"
Baelor resisted the urge to rest his hand against the lad's back, as one might soothe a skittish horse. "No offense was taken, ser."
"Thank you," Ser Duncan said, then immediately amended, "thank Your Grace...ness. Seven fucks, I'm getting another drink." And he whirled away into the throng before Baelor could say a word.
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20 Apr 2026
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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Bookmarked by d_a_f_punk
11 Feb 2026
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Nearly a year after Johnny Silverhand went beyond the Blackwall to spend the rest of his digital days with the love of his digital life, he strides through V’s apartment door and drops dinner onto her kitchen counter.
“Quit gapin’ like a fish and come eat already,” he tells her.
Series
- Part 2 of Waiting Room
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02 Feb 2026
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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Bookmarked by d_a_f_punk
11 Jan 2026
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Alex is a rising gridball star with a lie that spiraled: he told the press he had a small-town girlfriend. He didn’t expect to come home and catch his actual girlfriend cheating on him with a redheaded artist. He also didn’t expect Penny—quiet, bookish Penny—to step in and pretend to be his girlfriend when two reporters showed up.
Now they’re fake-dating for the media. Penny lives in a trailer and doesn’t understand why someone like Alex would choose her, even just for pretend. Alex is trying not to fall for someone who looks at him like he's more than just muscle and a gridball jersey.
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- Part 7 of farmerless
- Part 8 of lesbian haley
- Part 20 of sapphic
Bookmarked by d_a_f_punk
19 Sep 2025