daddymortimer
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A tipsy Dina found him that night at the bar, having noticed his laser focused gaze on the man. “Can you believe he’s 55 years old and still looks that good?” she giggled as she pressed her white gloved hand to Don’s cheek. Don felt his eyes widen and turned towards her, to which she only giggled again and made to totter away in her stilettos. Don made a tutting noise and pulled her back by the wrist. “But who is he?” He watched the man sip his drink as his (gorgeous) wife talked with a group of people.
“Oh, Michael’s brother-in-law. Mortimer Goth.” The air tasted like money.
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- Part 1 of the pleasantview diaries
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“You’re cruising at your daughter’s wedding?”
(or; don & daniel fuck nasty again)
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- Part 3 of the pleasantview diaries
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the good are never easy, the easy never good by daddymortimer
Fandoms: The Sims (Video Games)
25 May 2023
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“Looks like the miserable cheaters convention is in town. Buy you a shot?”
(or; don isn't great at choosing what's good for him)
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- Part 2 of the pleasantview diaries
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Ripp and Johnny decide to go investigate a recent UFO crash and run into an unfortunate booby trap.
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or: when you accidentally get caught in your father's military operation's sex pollen alien booby trap with your crush/best friend.Series
- Part 1 of the strangetown files
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“Don’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it Wayne,” Gail had said. And yes, they had been talking about the purely hypothetical situation of having either a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth, and Wayne doesn’t want either of those, but with all the talk of meat hoses and bumfucking that had been going on lately, a man was bound to get curious, now wasn’t he?
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great expectations college au by daddymortimer
Fandom Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
07 Sep 2014
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headcanon log:
biromantic demisexual pip
biromantic bisexual herbert
aromantic grey-asexual estella
grey-aromantic heterosexual transman drummle (aka actual truscum bentley drummle)
panromantic asexual nonbinary startop- Words:
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A Drink To Help You Sleep (Or, A Head Girl's Cure For Insomnia) by mickeysixx
Fandoms: St Trinian's (2007 2009)
07 Jul 2008
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Annabelle can't sleep
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22 Jul 2026
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a kiss with a fist is better than none by rescuemechinboyandshowmethestars for singmyheart
Fandoms: Point Break (1991)
14 Aug 2020
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“You didn’t come alone, did you?” Bodhi asks, breath hot and poisonous in Johnny’s ear.
“‘Course not,” says Johnny, the words scraping against his raw throat like knives. He turns his head to the side and spits blood, acrid and sharp. “I told them you’d go quietly. I got that part wrong, I guess.”
“How long?”
“Ten minutes,” Johnny says. “Could be less.”
Bodhi smiles at him. “Lot we can do in ten minutes.”also known as: WELL-THEN-WE'LLFUCKOUTSIDE-BITCH.jpeg
Bookmarked by daddymortimer
07 Jul 2026
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The Currents Will Shift by sometimesalways (cherryvanilla) for robotsdance
Fandoms: Point Break (1991)
13 Dec 2022
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Johnny’s desire isn’t fueled by logic or morals.
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06 Jul 2026
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“I’m not going to play you for money, son.”
“Good. Because I actually haven’t got any.” Jud pulled a deck out of a desk drawer and returned to the coffee table, “This isn’t exactly a lucrative gig.”
“Well, now, it’s no fun without stakes.” As much as Benoit Blanc liked ‘winning’ when it came to a case, it was the import behind it that gave the puzzle meaning. Empty games held no interest for him. He’d pretty much dismissed the notion of the game when…
“Strip poker, then.”
Benit Blanc’s mind screeched to a halt.
Jud and Blanc play strip poker. It goes about how you'd expect. Smut in Chapter 2
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03 Jul 2026
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oh, what a way to die by halfbathalfchild (earlieststar)
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20: City Council Of Darkness
21 Jun 2026
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This Blushing, the jumpstarting of stolen blood to awaken their veins and bring their dead, nocturnal bodies into movement isn't life. None of them are alive. This is a facsimile of what once had been, some useless longing for what they can't have, which is already all that she's made of, so why bother?
Bookmarked by daddymortimer
25 Jun 2026