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This is what comes after blood and death and tragedy; the warmth of sunlight in the shape of a boy with ocean eyes, dandelion hair and a beast burning golden in his chest.
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Naruto thinks they’re dating.
Sasuke thinks Naruto’s just really clingy.One of them is wrong. (It’s Sasuke. Eventually.)
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16 May 2026
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with great power comes terrible flirting skills by earthtodora
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Jul 2025
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Being the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is hard enough without also being in love with your roommate.
Yuuji’s doing his best to keep his secret identity hidden, survive college, and not completely humiliate himself – which gets significantly harder after he accidentally flirts with Megumi while wearing the mask.
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"You're flirting with me," Megumi accuses, and, oh, there's the blush.
Fushiguro Megumi is blusing, because he is being flirted with by Spider-Man. Yuuji briefly wonders if feeling jealous of himself is a symptom of schizophrenia. It probably is.
"No," Yuuji says quickly. Then, "I mean. Yes. Kind of. A little. It's complicated."
Megumi squints at him. "Are you having a stroke?"
"Possibly."
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05 May 2026
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you think you could help me swim but I've already sunk by starkstateofmind
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
08 Mar 2022
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“Hey, it’s just me.” Yuuji’s hand rubbed a small circle over Megumi’s upper back.
“I know, that’s the problem.” Megumi opened his eyes. There hadn’t been anything in his stomach and now there was just spit and bile and blood in the bowl in front of him.
“Aw, you hate me that much?” Yuuji laughed softly, his hip pressing against Megumi’s thigh. “Dude, you know you’re like… really sweaty?”
“I hate you. I really do.” Megumi set the bowl back on the beside table and let himself lie back down, resolutely not looking at Yuuji.
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04 May 2026
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The Resurrection of Christ had Consequences Too, Right? by prideandpre_judas
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 May 2024
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Satoru sat by his bedside as Megumi cried and mourned, and he tried his hardest to mask his pain so he could act as a father when he was needed most.
But then the storm front rolled in, and the change in barometric pressure pushed on his healing wounds in a way that rivaled the experience of being ripped in half.
So, it was raining outside and Gojo Satoru was in pain.
Satoru survives the battle against Sukuna, but he doesn't walk away unscathed. Neither does Megumi. But they've taken care of each other for the past ten years, and they're not giving up now.
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30 Apr 2026
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come and treat me like a crash test dummy by a_burning_constellation, chosospinkytoes, LostLanguages
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
04 May 2026
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The universe fucking hated him.
That was the only possible answer. Megumi wasn’t much of a theist, but this week had proven that there was a god and that god hated him specifically.
The new hospital manager accidentally scheduling him for thirty two hours on call, Gojo ordering the ER leopard printed scrubs (not the whole hospital — just the ER), and not one but four patients who thought the supply closet was a bathroom hadn’t even been what did him in. No, those were all idiots he could handle.
The idiots he couldn’t handle were the ones he was forced to share the road with.
or, three times megumi failed his drivers retest and one time he passed
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27 Apr 2026