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Leading From First Principles by dakeyras for A_comet_burning_up
Fandoms: 10 Dance (2025)
06 Jun 2026
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Suzuki's been around the block (and under, and on top of, and any other position he can think of) quite a few times. This time, though, it feels like he's back to square one. What's he to do?
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The House cares; the House provides; the House offers up all that is needed. That includes correction.
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A collection of drabbles for a collection of prompts!
ft. a variety of ninja in a variety of settings
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A parent-teacher meeting about health and safety in children's magical education.
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Seb, cast out by the crown prince of the kingdom he's spent his life defending, is nevertheless still bound by oath to support said prince and keep him from harm. This is not, as far as Seb is concerned, a satisfactory state of affairs.
Regardless of talent or level, is it really possible to cut fate itself?
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Tobi has just joined the Akatsuki! Tobi is a good boy! Tobi is doing all the onboarding properly! Tobi has just been told he needs to pick a colour! Yay!
...the Akatsuki all have fabulous nails, and Pain's left in the unenviable position of explaining to his secret boss that fitting in means joining in.
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How many enemies can die at your hands before you don't know of any other way to solve your problems? Whatever the number, Minato passed it long ago. He's a wartime Hokage in a time of war, but that war cannot last forever.
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Three And A Half Meals by dakeyras for Caitriona_3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2025
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There's a couple occasions where food has changed the course of Lily Evans' life.
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Long-retired, Sir Reginald wants to enjoy his manor and the stewardship of the village of Witchester (and perhaps a nice glass of wine). The sudden explosion of slimes in the nearby tunnels, however, brings with it rather more excitement than he'd planned for. The magical researcher sent to investigate - and fix - the problem might be energised by the potential for a 'stable ecology', but Reginald would rather make it all go away. Now if only he can figure out how.
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The Less Things Change, The More They Stay The Same by dakeyras for TitaniaFaerieQueen
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
10 Sep 2024
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It's not been the best week of Sakura's life, if she's honest. She's overspent on books and underspent on getting over her breakup with Ino. Sakura's a smart woman, though, and she's got a great plan to earn a little extra spending money and sort out her lingering issues: starring in an adult video. A new girl, no strings attached, what could possibly go wrong?
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There's something magical about plants, about green growing things, that has nothing to do with power or fighting or killing, and everything to do with peace. A good garden can work wonders, and Naruto's garden isn't just going to be good. It's going to be the best thing he ever does.
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Dr. Horrible's Reddit Use, Abridged by dakeyras for MossyMossbird
Fandoms: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
03 May 2024
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A selection of highlights from Dr. Horrible (aka /u/TheHorribleOne, /u/doctor-horrible, and /u/PhD-in-horribleness among other aliases) as he uses Reddit to do general villain stuff. Whether it's complaining about his nemesis ('Captain Hammer, corporate tool') or getting his hands on some Wonderflonium ('freeze ray, stops time, tell your friends'), there's probably a subreddit for that.
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It was well-known around Otogakure that to disturb the Sound Five during their training sessions was to court death. Nobody knew quite what deadly jutsu they were conjuring up in Training Room Eight – or at least nobody had had a good look and lived to tell the tale.
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The Aburame have long cultivated a variety of insects, but few of them would be considered romantic. Naruto and Hinata get to experience the exception.
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Kankuro's got a gorgeous, sexy audience plant as part of his latest show. Life's looking up, Anko nails her line, she's also been nailing him, so what could possibly go wrong in his life?
He really should have known not to tempt fate.
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- Part 2 of Heckler? I hardly know 'er!
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Xiao Bao is a cultivator. He seeks to beat his eternal rival Xiao Da and be the first of the two to ascend. In this cutthroat world of cultivation and competition, there is only one way to reach the next stage of reality, and that's to study the Buddha's words until enlightenment is achieved.
Perhaps swinging a sword would have been easier.
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Phytozoology by dakeyras
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
18 Sep 2023
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Maddie's come all the way from Mossdeep to pursue a PhD at the Celadon University Phytozoology Research centre, under the charismatic genius Erika. But layer by layer, as the mysteries of plant Pokemon are peeled back, so too is the rot at the heart of the department revealed.
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At the end of his comedy routine, Kankuro gets heckled by a woman in the audience. She's cute and distracting and he refuses to be thrown off his game.
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- Part 1 of Heckler? I hardly know 'er!
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These Ink-Stained Hands Are Red by dakeyras for lemonpika
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
01 Apr 2023
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A middling Gamemaker is given the chance of a lifetime. Things do not turn out for the best.
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It's surprising it didn't occur to him sooner, but with the Byakugan Jiraiya could see every pair of breasts in a two-mile radius. A passion is ignited that's as strong as Orochimaru's desire for the Sharingan, and just as difficult.