danegen
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Nine out of ten dentists agree by danegen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 May 2026
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When Lan Wangji is the introvert counting the minutes until he can politely leave the party, but in walks the guy who's going to wreck his whole world. Lan Wangji was not prepared for this level of cute.
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The second date by danegen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 May 2025
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Wei Ying knows enough about dating to know that the regular stuff isn’t good enough for Lan Zhan. No movie theaters (too loud, too peoply) or crappy restaurants (any restaurant worthy of Lan Zhan was also one that Wei Ying couldn’t afford). Getting coffee was out because they do that already. Not special enough! Knowing that the stakes were high and the rewards worth the effort, Wei Ying had the perfect Lan Zhan date all set to go before he asked Lan Zhan out. Wei Ying is capable of focusing when it matters. Take that, every teacher he’s ever had!
College student Wei Ying has somehow managed to convince Lan Zhan, the love of his life, to date him. Although the first date went perfectly, now Wei Ying has to keep the magic going. And unfortunately, their second date has to be at the university's Fall Festival. It'll be tricky, but somehow, Wei Ying is going to make this date even more perfect than the first!
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Wild in the Streets by danegen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Mar 2025
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Wei Ying peers up at him through dark eyelashes. Huddled in his oversized hoodie, he looks rather like a lost puppy. A nasty bloodsucking puppy, Lan Zhan reminds himself.
“I need help,” Wei Ying says. “I need somebody to explain all this shit to me because all I’ve got to go on are a bunch of B-movies. So you, Van Helsing, are the best option I’ve got.”
Protecting the city from supernatural menaces is a burden, but field agent Lan Zhan has always borne that burden without complaint. Then one night, he meets Wei Ying, a vampire in need of rescue. A very pretty, very pathetic vampire. Lan Zhan will mentor this ridiculous vampire, but he is absolutely going to complain about it.
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Thief's kiss by danegen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Jul 2024
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"This time, I’ll run, and you can chase me.”
Lan Zhan’s eyelashes flutter in delicate, adorable confusion. “When I catch you . . .”
“If you catch me.” Wei Wuxian wags a finger at him. “If you catch me, you can do whatever you want.”
That makes . . . something happen on Lan Zhan’s face. Something that makes Wei Wuxian shiver.
Wei Wuxian accidentally tells Lan Wangji about their strange game of chase that night at the inn. His solution to this predicament? Obviously, they need to play again!
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Love 'em and leave 'em fast by danegen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 May 2024
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Wei Ying loves hookups. He especially loves hooking up with gorgeous people who are a little mean. But there’s a difference between a little mean and whatever Lan Zhan has going on. Which is why Wei Ying has the most confused boner of his life.
But it’s not like he’s afraid of Lan Zhan. He should just text the hot guy who’s obviously hot for him, let the hot guy fuck his brains out, and then forget about the hot guy completely. That’s what hot people are for.
It's so rude when the creep at the coffee shop turns out to be really good at sex and then also wants to date you. Who expected that? Not Wei Ying, that's for sure!
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Over the rainbow by danegen
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2024
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Rattling our cages and stealing the sun by danegen
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Sep 2022
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if love is just a waste of your time, why not waste it on me? by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 May 2026
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Gusu Lan Bakery
Online Custom Order FormRequested Cake Type: [purple velvet]
Frosting: [red wine-flavored whipped fondant]
Filling: [margarita-flavored jello]
Size: [24 layers]
Shape: [rhombicosidodecahedron]
Writing on Cake: [sorry for lightly singeing ur couch. i just wanted to see if it was flammable, for science. i honestly think it looks better like that but here’s a cake since u apparently don’t agree]To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Your Order Could Not Be FulfilledHello,
The bakery is unable to complete your cake request from Order #103123 based on the information you provided. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Best wishes,
Gusu Lan BakeryOR: lwj is a baker. wwx wants to order a cake. what could go wrong?
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31 May 2026
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i don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2026
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wei-wuxian: personally i think jiang cheng is an imposter
jiang-yanli: a-xian he’s dead???
wei-wuxian: i don’t see how that absolves him of suspicion
OR: the among us au
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21 May 2026
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Closer by MimiSpearmint
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 May 2026
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“Do you know how scenes normally work? Do you –” there’s a sharp intake of breath, as though something has occurred to Lan Zhan too late. Wei Ying looks up and sees Lan Zhan absolutely stricken. “Do you know what BDSM is?”
It seems like a moment where a response is required.
Wei Ying squares his shoulders a touch and ventures, “Uh, chains and whips? That excite people?”
Wei Ying craves rough sex and simply blames any (obviously unrelated) unpleasant feelings the next morning on a hangover. Lan Zhan is two things: appalled, and willing to teach him about the art of aftercare.
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18 May 2026
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whether i’m gonna be your wife or gonna smash up your life, i haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Mar 2026
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Wei Ying,
I will come pick you up on the auspicious date.
Lan ZhanLan Zhan,
What auspicious date? Why are you always speaking in riddles? And why do we still have this giant pile of gifts from your sect? Are we forming some sort of alliance, or is this an underhanded bribery tactic?
Wei YingTo the Madam of the Yunmeng Jiang Clan,
As an elder of the Gusu Lan Clan, I consulted a matchmaker and did not learn of any auspicious days suitable for this marriage. Perhaps it is ill-fated.
Lan QirenTo the Gusu Lan Clan Elder,
I have received your concerns.
Perhaps a matchmaker in Yunmeng could offer a different perspective. Why don’t you send me Lan-er-gongzi’s Eight Characters?
Yu ZiyuanOR: yu ziyuan and lan qiren negotiate wangxian's marriage (but they don't exactly share a common goal)
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05 Mar 2026
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Fellas, is it homophobic to blindly hate the guy your bff is on a date with? by relenafanel
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Mar 2026
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Wei Wuxian speedruns his big homophobic crisis while his roommate is out on a date. His family group chat is no help at all.
(Based on the Reddit post trope of “straight guy mistakes his jealousy over his roommate dating a guy as homophobia” only wwx crashes out and comes to a solution in a fraction of the time)
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04 Mar 2026