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Jude knew perfectly well the effect he had on his Norwegian giant, and he planned to use it to his advantage.
Based on the England vs Norway match of July 11, 2026, where Jude is a brat who provokes Haaland throughout the match in order to beat him.
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Jude Bellingham's heat was always going to come around the quarter finals and he was always going to play through it with a mouthful of suppressant and God's will. No the real issue is that he was never going to have to play against his own mate. That's the real issue. ; or,
Jude's heat gets out of hand because Haaland's in the same city, and because he's an international athlete, it has to be discussed in actual meetings.
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Jude asks Haaland to top him—needless to say, they’re both unprepared for Jude's first time bottoming.
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Max and Charles confirm their relationship in their own way, sending both teams in a pr crisis and almost causing Horner a heart attack.
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“Oh god, not you,” Charles groans, crossing his arms on his chest.
The Batman visibly rolls his eyes (blue, of course, because all men that messed with Charles’ life had that in common apparently) at his reaction, but another look at Charles makes him step closer.
“Yes, always a pleasure. Are you ok?”
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5 times both Max and the Batman makes Charles' life a lot more complicated than needed + 1 time he doesn't

