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Usually, Zangetsu scowls and snaps and snarls for another few minutes, then gives up while calling Ichigo everything under the sun. Ichigo will tease some more, they'll get up, and Zangetsu will pull some shit like trip or push him, which might devolve into another bout or simply end with Ichigo on his ass for a moment to let Zangetsu feel better. A sore loser to the end.
Today, that doesn't happen.
Or, a spar gone wrong, gone wild.
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the universe really is out to get you by delinquentpanda
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 论救错反派的下场 - 凤羽涅 | Mistakenly Saving the Villain - Fèng Yǔ Niè
30 Jan 2025
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Luo Binghe was a person made to suffer.
And Shen Qingqiu has the opportunity to fix it... as soon as he stops being interviewed by this strange person and his personal Phoenix.
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put that thing back where it came from or so help me by delinquentpanda
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Mar 2024
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“So you are…?”
Shen Qingqiu inhales, slow and controlled, behind his fan. “I am the lord of Qing Jing Peak from the Cang Qiong Mountain sect, Shen Qingqiu.” And I am going to murder Airplane.
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Namjoon sometimes can’t reconcile the organized, regimented, clean man Hoseok is with the messy, spontaneous art j-hope throws up regularly. At the same time, it’s so very fitting, an extension of Hoseok’s colorful personality on the abandoned walls of run down buildings.
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subjected to the horrors of gaudy interior design (also kidnapped, pls send help) by delinquentpanda
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2022
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Gnawing on a chicken leg and contemplating if it’s possible to simply choose blindness, Shen Yuan makes the mistake of rolling his eyes up.
Oh.
Oh, of course the fucking ceiling is painted like the Sistine Chapel. Of course it is.
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Shen Yuan is kidnapped and then it gets worse, somehow.
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Cities in Dust by Anonymous
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Assassin's Creed II (Video Games)
24 Jun 2026
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Ezio can't bring himself to believe he's going to get a straight answer, but the man asked. "Who is Desmond? And why are we connected, and why am I important? What was all this in service of?"
"You are important because you are connected to him. As for the rest, it's somewhat difficult to explain within the context you have."
"And so I sit here, as ignorant as before," Ezio concludes, completely unsurprised.
"Nonsense. You just need more context. And that, I can provide in abundance."
"What are you—" But before Ezio can finish asking, Prometheus has leaned in and extended one bony finger to touch the surface of the Apple. The world turns white.
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24 Jun 2026
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if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2023
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After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu.
Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.
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21 Jun 2026
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? by nikaris
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Not Desmond, because Edward Kenway’s ship hit him first.
Or alternatively: what happens when a half-dead merman gets hauled aboard the Jackdaw and Edward Kenway decides that this is, somehow, a great start to a relationship.
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21 Jun 2026
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world is a bark by yuebingzm
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 May 2024
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Modern day AU in which Luo Binghe is a dog demon who turns into a big fluffy dog during the day.
Also, Shen Yuan struggles with emotional availability.
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20 Jun 2026
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Mirror Image by yuebingzm
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Apr 2025
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Shen Yuan, obsessed with PIDW, is an avid Luo Binghe merch collector. He even begins to stalk his new neighbour who looks just like his favourite protagonist.
But appearances can be deceiving. Soon, he discovers there is more to his neighbour than meets the eye.
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19 Jun 2026