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Agatha had always been too old school for a curated social-feed folio. A binder on the table in the waiting room with her flash, new and old, and a few scattered Polaroid photos of her work. Walk-ins welcome, but often easily scared away.
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19 Oct 2025
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Agatha Harkness is back in Westview. Newly divorced. Working nights. She didn’t expect to see Rio Vidal again. Then again, she never really knew what to do with her in the first place.
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There’s no rule against running into someone you haven’t spoken to in ten years and realizing nothing about them has changed except their hair and the exact angle of the knife they twist in your gut.
Agatha’s fine.
Agatha’s not mad.
She just wants to know who the fuck decided to keep that particular bit of very fucking important information classified.
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12 Sep 2025
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Agatha Harkness is your professor for Personality Psychology your senior year of college
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20 Jul 2025
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you aren’t mine for the taking by lovelovelies, plazadehahn2
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Feb 2026
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Agatha Harkness isn’t having sex.
Which is quite ironic for a sex therapist.
But it’s the reminder she gets as she places the freshly printed divorce papers in front of her, Wanda’s signature already perfectly scratched into the page.
With a satisfying flick of her wrist Agatha signs the line that will set her free from her long dead marriage. She expects to feel a weight lift off her shoulders, but instead she feels nothing. Nothing is changing apart from the fact Wanda is no longer her wife on paper.
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18 Jul 2025
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“Just to prepare you, I'm going to have you raise your arms. I will take the back of my hands and brush them across your front, your sides, and then along your waistband. Then I will move behind and repeat the process along your back and arms.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“That is- highly inappropriate.”
“Tell that to your hard-on.”
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Rio Vidal is a TSA Agent & Agatha Harkness is a menace. I think these two freaky idiots are going to fall in love.
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17 Jul 2025