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Kai gets off his shift to go home, but finds a runaway kid in the city square. He makes sure Lloyd will be okay.
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"Just because it's old doesn't make it junk; just forgotten." – the Mechanic
Or, the story of how Zane came to be Echo to be Mr. E.
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Why does everybody wanna be a star?! by dirtyonion
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)
31 Aug 2024
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Jay Walker is a humble human from Earth that got his pilot's license to travel space in his Starfarer ship. Done with his latest trip, he tries to track back to Earth to visit his parents.
Unfortunately, a lot of aliens think he's Fritz Donnegan, supposedly the greatest space pilot ever. The problem is, Fritz Donnegan doesn't even exist. But try explaining that to your kidnappers and see how it goes.
Fortunately for Jay, some bounty hunters come to his rescue. If only they could take him home...
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somebody grab the wheel by dirtyonion
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Mar 2022
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That awkward moment when you're just driving your truck and the next thing you know there's a chunck of slime in a human form sitting right next to you.
Or, Karl is a truck driver, and it takes him some time to realize that Charlie is, in fact, a hitchhiker, not a murderer.
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Задача Солдата ― защитить Питера, и это единственная важная вещь в его жизни.
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Chicken Scratch (or the misadventures of grunkle stan and his shitty goddamn handwriting) by KukuiOlelo
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
02 Mar 2017
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Back in my day, they just called kids like us stupid.
Mabel thinks Stan has a learning disability. Dysgraphia, she called it. But Stan doesn't understand. He's dumb, an idiot. that was decided by teachers and kids on the playground a long time ago. But, as Mabel tries to explain, his memories slip back to a time long ago in Glass Shard Beach.
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31 Mar 2025
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It's Yom Kippur, and Stanley Pines has very little he wants to atone for. Not sneaking out, not his desire to go sailing, not his desire to keep his brother right by his side so that no one can get in his face ever again.
or: twenty-four hours in the life of Stan Pines, seventeen years old.
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31 Mar 2025
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Starting from a young age, Phil has taken an interest in psychology. What makes the mind tick and what pushes humans to do terrible things. Cults in particular are a fascination of his, also the subject of his master thesis when he earned his degree. This leads him to the dangerous position of being asked for help by the police when they need somebody to infiltrate a cult called The Blood God’s Chosen.
Phil’s job isn’t hard. Enter the cult as a new initiate, keep his head down, and gather the needed information so police can make arrests. The entire thing should only take a few days.
Then he meets a young child the cult has denoted its sacrificial lamb and things get complicated.
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19 Jan 2025
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Different Universe, same story. A science fair, an accident, abandonment, and betrayal.
Stanley feels hopeless, his whole life had just shattered in an instant. He doesn't know what to do, he doesn't know if his father can legally throw him out, he doesn't know why he was so stupid the day before. How could he had gotten so caught up in a promise he should have seen was a lie; they were never going to stay together forever.
Luckily he has someone he hopes won't leave him in the dust.
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- Part 2 of A Summer Out of Jersey: Years After
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28 Nov 2024
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It took them eight months and thirteen days before they had a real incident. Eight months and thirteen days of nothing over the danger level of a long forgotten mythological beast coming after them as they sailed the oceans together. Nothing under the danger level of an angry bar tender then Stanley tried to skip out on paying for their drinks.
It took them eight months and thirteen days for something like this to happen.
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28 Nov 2024