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Mother Hen by The_Bulletproof_Heart
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
18 Oct 2021
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Four times Soundwave carried Starscream out of danger and one time Starscream returned the favor.
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- Part 4 of Soundscream Week 2021
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28 Jun 2026
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The Sum of Its Parts by Owlix
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
30 Mar 2014
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Prowl deals with the unforeseen complications of having joined with a larger gestalt mind.
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26 Jun 2026
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For a young sparkling, a creator eating the last of your favorite treat is an offense on par with the greatest crime. So, naturally, Red Alert dials the Enforcers to come arrest his daddy in response. The Enforcer they get turns out to be just what they both needed.
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- 28,751
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- 10/10
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26 Jun 2026
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Things Fallen And Reclaimed by MlleMusketeer
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
08 Apr 2021
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“I’m not sure I can trust you,” said Ultra Magnus, relishing the way Optimus’s faceplate flushed with humiliation. “You’ll have a guard for those two weeks, and you will stay here, in Fortress Maximus, to ensure you don’t try anything creative.” He stepped closer, hating the way Optimus held his ground. “By the way, Optimus—you will succeed in charming Megatron. He was entirely correct when he said the Decepticons have the Allspark. This treaty must succeed.” He leaned forward. “Or I will know exactly at whose stabilizers the blame lies.”
Optimus finds himself betrothed to Megatron, and Megatron a surprisingly courteous suitor. But the Decepticons are afraid of something, a looming threat on the edge of known space...
...and Decepticon machinations may be the least of Optimus's worries.
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- English
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- 24,614
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- 13/13
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- 507
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25 Jun 2026
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face of my lover (your lover on mine) by otooga (olooga)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime
16 Dec 2024
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Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.
“If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”
“A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”
Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.
“Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.- Language:
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25 Jun 2026
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Soundwave didn't mean to turn off Starscream's contraceptive protocols.
(That's a lie, he totally did).OR
Megatron: Who sparked my lieutenant!?!
Soundwave: Whose ex just destroyed our last hope of revving Cybertron?
Megatron: …
Megatron: Okay.Bookmarked by distraught_roach
24 Jun 2026
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“Thank You For Listening, Soundwave” by ckret2
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
14 Jul 2020
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If he’d stopped to think about it beforehand, Soundwave would have expected that the hardest part of starting a mutinous conspiracy would be convincing himself that he wanted to help Starscream to overthrow Megatron. Certainly, convincing himself had been the slowest part. Convincing Shockwave had been much faster.
But no—it turned out that the trickiest bit was convincing Starscream that he wanted to overthrow Megatron.
After everything Starscream had been through, perhaps that wasn't surprising.
(Each chapter is standalone; ongoing continuity but no pre-planned plot arc/ending.)
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24 Jun 2026
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Messy Reboot by Plessapthorn
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
21 Jun 2026
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Starscream gets bonked on the helm off camera during a mission and forgets that he’s with the Autobots for a hot second. Knock Out and Bulkhead try to help.
Inspired by a fic where after the events of the TFP final, Starscream gets blinded and taken in by the Autobots.
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23 Jun 2026
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Forget-me-not: a small flower, with four petals, which are normally found in shades of blue with a pink or white centre. These are traditional flowers of intent in the Shire, used to express true love, and remembrance.
In which Bilbo plans to leave Erebor, and Thorin tries to understand why.
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15 May 2026
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Splitting Hairs by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Jun 2018
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Bilbo misinterprets some court gossip.
He cuts his hair.
Chaos ensues.- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 270
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15 May 2026
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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- 474
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09 May 2026
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The room was quiet, apart from the breaths of the two men cramped together into the too small bed. A small solace, hidden between the walls and the rough texture of the uniform. A ragged breath, held desperate as he buried his face into the ranger’s neck. The arms around him tightened ever so slightly and he felt like he was suffocating.
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18 Apr 2026
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An Ode to Broken Things by Wizards_Pupil
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Apr 2014
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“Thorin, I have a weak heart. It has trouble pumping enough blood through my body. That’s why I’m always so low on energy. And…” Bilbo swallowed, forcibly keeping his eyes on the flickering flames. Thorin wasn’t moving by his side. “And it’s failing. There are healers in Greenwood who have gifts for mending hearts, but there isn’t much chance it will work. I haven’t been very responsive to any other methods, and… Well… I don’t have very long.” Bilbo dropped his eyes to his hands. He’d ripped the four-leaf clover Bofur had given him. It seemed horribly symbolic of his life.
Headed to Greenwood to see the healer Thranduil, Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey hitch a ride with thirteen dwarves headed to Erebor.
Bilbo had hoped it would be like the adventures he read. That there would be orcs, sword fights, torture, revenge, trolls, chases, or escapes.
He had never expected miracles or true love.
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- Part 1 of Ode Verse
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- English
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- 41,103
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 3
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- 531
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- 4,669
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08 Apr 2026
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Deathless by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
04 Nov 2014
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They called him Durin the Deathless because he was reborn time and time again into his own line. Some said it was because he was too powerful to be kept back by death. Others believed that he came back to lead his people in their time of need. But the truth was really not so complicated.
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- 8
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07 Apr 2026
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Quietus by shinigami714
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 Mar 2013
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Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.
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07 Apr 2026
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The Truth About Hobbits and Adventures by StarlightShimmer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Feb 2014
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Gandalf leaves his personal items unattended and the dwarves learn the hazards of touching a wizards things. Thorin and the rest of the dwarves learn the hard way why hobbits do not generally go on adventures when magic goes awry and thirteen dwarves suddenly become thirteen hobbits.
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- 24,009
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 78
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- 1,103
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04 Apr 2026
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“He looks more like a dryad than the Lord of the Underworld,” the newcomer remarked, coldly.
In which Bilbo inherits the Underworld, Thorin can't get the hang of growing things, and neither of them have a clue what to do.
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01 Apr 2026
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The Stone Prince by harrypanther
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Dec 2021
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AU (Erebor never fell). The Kingdom of Erebor is rich and powerful but the dwarrow within are not happy. For an ancient curse has fallen on their Crown Prince and he had been turned to stone. Only the presence of his One will return him to normality-but if he does not meet the mate Mahal made for him before the Midwinter Festival, before midnight on the Yule Solstice, he will remain stone forever.
When a lowly Hobbit cleaner finds a statue incongruously in a hidden corridor, he of course has no idea who he is or what story lies behind his presence. Or who the grumpy dwarf Prince is who appeared when he returned to the corridor to perform an act of kindness. If only Bilbo Baggins knew why the Prince was desperate for him to return, perhaps he could help...and cure more than an ancient curse...
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 16
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- 1,456
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- 371
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31 Mar 2026
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When Love Kills, What Choice Do We Have but to Die? by HallsofStone2941
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
06 Dec 2014
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Though Dwarves do not have soulmates, Thorin knows that Hobbits will die if rejected by their One. Now he can only hope that he is not too late.
- Language:
- English
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- 2,305
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 58
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- 1,404
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- 204
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- 18,178
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30 Mar 2026
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The Prophet of Yavanna by hannibal_rises
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
14 Jul 2014
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Every 300 years or so a child is marked and blessed as a prophet of Yavanna the mother of all that grows and blooms. Upon their foot is the tree of life, and every 300 years the Prophet of Yavanna is sought out for wisdom and the word from the mother of Hobbits but now, this era, the Prophet is found to share in an adventure with the company of 13 Dwarfs and a Wizard who promises Bilbo the one thing he wants- to escape the expectations of being a Prophet.
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- Part 1 of Prophet Under The Mountain
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30 Mar 2026