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The Siren And The Spy by bluebirb, doctorwhoper
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
26 Apr 2016
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Harry's cover gets blown while on a mission in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. But what happens when he finds the impossible... and falls in love with it?
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Cate’s life is a careful balance of paint-splattered sweaters, rejection emails, and dreams too big to fit in her tiny apartment. Lu’s life is all charm, designer sneakers, and family obligations that come with impossible expectations. They’re best friends, polar opposites—and suddenly fake dating to help Lu survive a high-stakes family dinner.
What starts as an improvised act becomes a whirlwind of tangled stories, unspoken truths, and moments that blur the line between pretend and reality. In the chaos of lies they craft together, Cate and Lu might just uncover the truths they’ve been avoiding all along.
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11 Jan 2025
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my fake plastic love by cursedtobevirgodominant
Fandoms: luigi mangione - Fandom, Real Person Fiction, United Healthcare CEO Assassin - Fandom, United Healthcare CEO Shooter - Fandom
12 Jan 2025
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Brown eyes, dark curls, thick brows,and sharp features… that’s the one frat boy who’s room is right across from you! You’ve always wondered why he doesn’t live in the fraternity with the rest of his brothers.
“Hey!” you call out, pushing couples aside as you try to reach him. He glances towards you for a second, pointing at himself with an arched brow. “Yes, you!” Sprinting down the steps, you clutch onto his shoulder, squeezing it firmly as you catch your breath.
“Uhh… do I know you?” he asks, pulling earbuds out of his ears and staring at you in a judgemental manner. As his eyes rake over your face, his head tilts up in recognition. “Oh, you go to Penn, right? You’re that girl who—”
“Yes! Sorry, come with me. This’ll be quick, okay?” Before he can decline (or accept, who knows?), you move your hand from his shoulder down to his forearm to pull him towards the house.
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Or, your ex gets with your now ex-friend and hides out in a party where only couples can get in. A familiar man jogging down the streets catches your eye, and you decide he will be your date for the party, but word gets around quick. Now you're both forced to stay committed to the bit.Bookmarked by doctorwhoper
05 Jan 2025
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“All bets are off, now. This has officially progressed from studying to ‘studying’.
When the fingers of his left hand raise to grasp your leg, you stop kissing him only to swing your body over his lap so that you’re straddling him. Luigi breathes in deep then, like his nervous system collectively seizes at the feeling of you so close. To give him room to breathe you stop short of settling all your weight onto him. Lips meeting once more, his hands greet your hips; his touch is warm, and timid, like you’re made of sand, like you might collapse and dissolve into immeasurable particles between his fingers.
He groans into your mouth. Murmurs your name. ‘This isn’t very productive,’ he quips.
‘Intellectually, no,’ you agree, nails brushing the back of his neck. He has goosebumps. ‘But what about physically?’
Luigi smiles, and fuck, he is too fucking beautiful. ‘I guess I can’t argue with that.’
Fuck. About an hour ago you were working through polynomials and linear equations, and now the dreamiest guy you’ve ever met is hard for you, holding you in his lap. You might as well thank your professor.”
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you ask your cute tutor to help you study for your math final.
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- Part 1 of study buddies (with benefits)
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02 Jan 2025
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Il Principe by sailaway
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, luigi mangione - Fandom, The Adjuster - Fandom, United Healthcare Shooter, UHC shooter - Fandom, UCH Shooter Fandom, Luigi Mangione Fandom
25 Jan 2025
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At his words your heart pangs, twists, melts. You recognize you might simply be a convenient source of human touch and connection for him, amid unfathomable stress and loneliness... yet still you find yourself open and ready to give it.
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31 Dec 2024
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Hostel Situations by Probabilities
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, United Healthcare CEO Assassin - Fandom, United Healthcare Assassin - Fandom, United Healthcare CEO, United Healthcare Shooter, The Adjuster - Fandom
06 Jan 2026
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In which a hostel deskie named Gwen meets a charming young man who is not at all who he says he is, and turns her life upside down with a single sip of coffee.
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A United Healthcare CEO assassin fanfic that I accidentally made a legitimate plot for. I am not sorry.
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24 Dec 2024