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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    And then, shakily but no less firmly, Shane honest-to-god sticks out his hand for Ilya to shake. In the middle of a dim, sticky, tacky bar. In front of a display of cowboy-themed knick-knacks, like they’re at an important meeting. 

    And judging by the look on his face, he’s completely serious, face set and eyes earnest. 

    “Ah, formal.”

    Shane jiggles his hand mid-air, waiting for Ilya to take it. He does, finding Shane’s palm to be warm and soft all over, save for a callous along the outside of his thumb that scratches pleasantly over Ilya’s hand. 

    “Ilya Rozanov,” He purrs, grinning wide when Shane flushes at the tone. “You are very young, Shane Hollander.”

    “Not that young.”

    “Younger than me.”

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    Buckle Bunny (noun): "A woman who is a follower or devotee of rodeos or cowboys"
    or: older ilya and college shane meet in a cowboy bar :)

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    24 Jun 2026

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    a collection of only vaguely connected fics about Ilya being a menace to Shane (and other people)

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ilya had been a menace the past couple of days. Shane decided it was time to give his husband a taste of his own medicine. Cue a bunch of pictures of Hayden, an hour, some Scotch tape, and one very mischievous Shane Hollander.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ilya has a terrible idea for a Tiktok.

    So of course, he has to do it!

    AKA Ilya "Professional Ragebaiter" Rozanov has some fun fucking with his husband while the internet watches.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Shane rolls his eyes and spits onto the ice. “Gonna play a clean game, Rozanov?”

    Ilya laughs. “Unless you give me reason not to, Hollander.”

    “That’s pretty weak.”

    “Just like your backhand.”

    “Oh fuck off.”

    Ilya shakes his head, tutting. “Not good enough, Hollander, sorry. Want to try again?”

    Shane huffs. “Don’t have time, gonna be busy kicking your ass.”

    Ilya glances at the warm up timer, realizing belatedly that they actually only have a few more minutes. “Alright, fine. I will be expecting better during the game!”

    “Expect whatever you want, Rozanov.” Shane pauses. “Except for winning. You’re not getting that.”

    “Ooh, good one! Keep ‘em coming!”

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    In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's is.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “You speak Russian?” Ilya’s voice is simultaneously incredulous and thrilled, like he can’t quite believe it, but he’s excited all the same.

    Hayden shakes his head, shrugging, still rocking Amber. “Uh, not really? I only know a few words and phrases here and there from my Deda and Baba. I understand it more than I can speak it.”

    Ilya’s eyes somehow get wider. “Deda and Baba- You have Russian grandparents? You are Russian?!”

    “I guess? Technically?”

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    Hayden Pike never really talks about his mom's family. Ilya finds out why and decides he simply *must* fix this.

    He is going to teach Hayden Pike how to be Russian, whether Hayden likes it or not.

    AKA the Russian Hayden fic for my sister

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Hockey's Prince Charming is kind of an asshole and Jake Merrell is trying not to let it get to him. He can't pretend Shane Hollander is the worst captain in the league, and he's looking forward to seeing the Bears (his former team). Even if it is for a match against them.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    "Mr and Mrs Hollander," Ilya started with sincerity, "Thank you so much for making me Shane... I hope you enjoyed yourselves very mu-"

    "ILYA GRIGORYEVICH HOLLANDER-ROZANOV!"

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    5 times Shane and Ilya get walked in on, and 1 time Ilya walks in on someone else.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    What if David and Yuna had both gone to the cottage to retrieve that phone charger? What if they crept in very quietly (because silent meditation retreat) and found their son fast asleep on the couch, snuggled up with his arch-rival, Ilya Rozanov?

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander writes romance novels. Ilya Rozanov finds out.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Ilya gets his bell rung while playing for Ottawa against Montreal

    He forgets how to speak English and can only speak Russian

    Luckily, Shane Hollander, the light of his life, has learned Russian

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth 
    Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck you
    Shane: Oh my God stop
    Ilya: What? I do that

    Or: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the other queer NHL players get caught in the crossfire.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Yuna has everybody’s security cameras on a family plan. She never really checks them; they’re just there for insurance.
    Until she sees Ilya Rozanov at Shane’s front door.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    16 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 89

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    The Ottawa Centaurs are no longer just a hockey team; they are a lifestyle. Following a high-stakes shift in the franchise's direction, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov find themselves at the heart of a cultural revolution led by the most formidable force in the league: Shane’s mother, Yuna Hollander.

    The "Hollander Method" has officially moved from a suggestion to the law of the land, trading traditional grit for a unified front of high-fashion elite and K-Beauty glow. From mandatory skincare regimens to bespoke gala appearances at the Chateau Laurier, the boys are learning that excellence is a daily ritual. But when the League tries to sideline them as a "niche" attraction during the Indianapolis All-Star weekend, Yuna proves that you don't play by the rules when you're the one writing them.

    Between team dinners of legendary chicken parm and a power play that shakes the NHL to its core, Shane and Ilya must navigate their roles as the faces of a dynasty. The world is watching, the team is glowing, and Yuna has just stepped into a powerful new role that is about to change the face of professional hockey forever.

    Yes, as requested My (Yuna's) Chicken Parm recipe is in here 😉

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are finally married and settling into life with the Centaurs, but the start of the season brings a realization: the team’s off-ice lives are a disaster of bad agents and "budget-bin" sponsorships. Enter Yuna Hollander. What starts as a simple team party at Bood’s house quickly turns into a full-scale forensic audit.

    From dismantling predatory contracts over homemade Chicken Parm to orating a "Hollander Standard" for road-trip luxury, Yuna isn't just the team mom anymore, she’s taking over. The thin walls are gone, the car wash deals are dead, and the league isn't ready for a Centaurs roster that is finally, officially, optimized.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    The league reacting to Canada's golden boy and modern hockey god Shane Hollander signing with Ottawa to be with his husband. Did we mention that the husband is Ilya Rozanov, the league's bad boy and also a modern hockey god?

    (As told through texts (mostly), mainly focusing on Eastern Conference boys).

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Being smarter or more perceptive than an average hockey player doesn't stop the panic that sets in within goalies' hearts on the news of Hollanov.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Luca Haas represents Switzerland in the Men's Hockey Team for the 2026 Winter Olympics and realises he's playing against the hockey husbands. Mild (?) panicking ensues.

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    15 Jun 2026

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