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    Prima Ballerina meets Pillow Princess by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    09 May 2024

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    Satoru's been having trouble seeming passionate and happy and carefree in her ballet and she can't seem to get out of her head. That is until she stumbles across a street dancer who brings light back to her Prima Ballerina heart.

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    24 May 2026

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    what lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why by

    Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)  

    20 Apr 2026

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    Years? No wonder Zan-Zan’s buff as hell now! Jabber’s mind reels from the implications… Zanka must be lying. What in the Abyss would compel him to join this raggedy-ass band of losers? How could he ever replace the thrill of fighting strong enemies with mindless trash beasts? Something's not adding up.
     
    And another thing: it’s allegedly been years, and Zanka still has that fuck-ass mullet? Jabber’s eyes crinkle, and Zanka bristles. “What?”
     
    “On God we gon’ get you a better barber, man,” Jabber wheezes with a laugh.

    Or: Jabber wakes up in Cleaner HQ missing 3 years of memory. Zanka refuses to fill him in on it.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    curse, bless me now by for Jorque

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    29 Jul 2024

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    The first thing Fushiguro Toji does upon his re-entrance into the world of the living is find the nearest convenience store.

    Eventually, he walks out of the store to sit on the curb, the quiet jingle tune of the door sensor ringing in his ears. He sits there for a moment, oddly numb as a cold air sweeps through the dim street. He takes a moment to blankly lift the hem of his shirt and feels nothing when he looks down to find the twisted, raised skin of his stomach, swirling on the side of his abdomen where a crater should’ve been. He raises a hand to his temple, a headache blinding but still unable to mask the death dream of a Megumi all grown up.

     

    Not a Zen’in, huh?

     

    “Huh. That shitty punk really killed me.”

    The observation hits nothing but the cold air of the night and his own ears. He lets himself go still for a moment before chugging the rest of his third can of Asahi.

    OR: Toji finds himself risen from the dead twice over.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    a love that keeps me waiting by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    06 Jul 2025

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    When an encounter with a special grade goes slightly awry, Satoru finds himself cursed to be the desire and fixation of everyone who lays eyes on him… only none of his eager pursuers are the sole person he actually wants the attention from.

    He seeks out Geto Suguru in the hopes of reliving their less contentious past—and maybe stealing a kiss or two in the process—but gets far more than he bargained for.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    still in love with all your sins by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    26 Aug 2024

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    Shoko lights his cigarette first, then hers. They each take a drag and sigh.

    “Holding up okay?”

    “Oh, you know how it is when your best friend-slash-crush murders your estranged parents and takes off into the night without so much as a backward glance.” Suguru shrugs, having since settled into the strange new normal of a life devoid of Satoru.

    “Oh, so now you’ll admit you were crushing on him,” Shoko complains.

    In which Satoru Gojo defects instead.

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    25 Mar 2026