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At Ann's behest, Leslie tries something new: casual sleeping around. It goes as well as it can, really, until she meets her new fling's roommate and starts to regret her decisions.
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Forget About Your House of Cards, and I'll Do Mine by eagletonian_librarian
Fandoms: Severance (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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Mark Scout has been living a life of luxury with his wife, Helena Eagan, for five years now, but not even her lifestyle can fix what's wrong with him. He's still miserable, and the only times he feels all right is when he's at work, spending time with a professor of literature who, oddly enough, seems to enjoy his company just as much as he enjoys hers.
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Murder Your Memory by eagletonian_librarian
Fandoms: Parks and Recreation (TV), Severance (TV)
20 Feb 2025
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It only takes one evening for everything good in Ben Wyatt's life to vanish.
Unable to catch up to the world, which has moved on without him, he takes a job that just might solve all his problems - or at the very least, erase them from his mind for eight hours a day.
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Leslie Knope thought she'd seen the last of Ben Wyatt when he left Pawnee ten years ago, but now he's back and on her doorstep. And he's running against her for President.
Title and chapter titles with reference to "hoax" by Taylor Swift.
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07 Jun 2022
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Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt may not like each other very much, but the thing they both seem to equally hate is being single and childless. This is the what happens when they both decide to say screw it.
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This conversation is making her come to terms with just how badly she wants to fill up that empty page of her binder, and how much she longs for a chaotic life filled with children crying and laughing and learning how to walk into her arms and snuggling with her in bed on a Sunday morning. And Ben is… Ben is here, offering her a chance to have it all.
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13 May 2025
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Come Morning Light by mouseratstan
Fandoms: Parks and Recreation, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
29 Jul 2024
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Terrified that Leslie Knope would rather die before she sleeps, Ann Perkins, one of the only souls left who knows of the existence of the gods, summons the god of sleep himself, Morpheus, to help her out.
But it turns out Morpheus sometimes prefers to go by Ben Wyatt, to mortals.
And it turns out Leslie Knope is a hell of a lot more difficult to get to sleep than he thought.
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25 Sep 2023
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The Macrodata Refinement team tries to explain why Mark's eyes are red.
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13 Mar 2022