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Kankuro is grinning at him. Shino, for some reason, finds himself not knowing what to say.
“How many tickets for your number?”
“My phone number?” Shino asks, like an idiot.
“No, dingus, your Social Security.”
Shino is stuck at his shitty high school arcade job while he saves up for college. Kankuro enjoys a little bit of alien-blasting on his days off... and maybe a little bit of flirting with the employees.
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25 Feb 2026
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BOTW/TOTK Zelink Oneshots by gerudo__desert
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Jan 2025
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This series is organized in chronological order (from precalamity BOTW to post-TOTK), but each work stands alone.
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20 Jan 2026
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If I Falter by gerudo__desert
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
14 Jul 2023
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“I wanted—” Link starts. Zelda’s golden head snaps up at the sound of his voice, and he almost breaks, but somehow he gets the rest out. “To thank you. For yesterday. And to say sorry.”
“Sorry?” She looks at his wounded shoulder incredulously. “Whatever for?”
For your sleepless nights, he thinks. For the way you look at the Master Sword. For the bruises on your knees when you pray for too long and I don’t know how to make you stop. For letting your father treat you the way he does. For being such a coward.
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- Part 3 of BOTW/TOTK Zelink Oneshots
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11 Jan 2026
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I STOP TO SMELL THE BLOOD IN THE TREES AND FOR A MOMENT THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL IT BRINGS ME TO TEARS by perennials
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
15 Dec 2020
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“Let’s say you’ve been asleep for a hundred years and when you wake up you’ve lost all your memories, but you defeat the big bad monster like you’ve been told to, because a girl told you to, and because you were in love with her. And after defeating the big bad monster she comes back, only she’s not the person she was a hundred years ago. And you’re not the person you were a hundred years ago. And yet every time you look at her, your chest hurts so bad you think you might be dying.”
He looks up from his breadstick. “Am I dying?”
“No,” Beedle says. “I think you’re stupid.”
All roads lead to Hateno.
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22 Dec 2025
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no retribution in the west - a cowboy lotr au by phoenicianthusiast
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
16 Sep 2025
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Frodo Baggins, a young man from the northern part of the great united states, is strung up in business with an odd fellowship of different cowfolk. Together, they begin their mission to rid the west of a cursed object, the one ring. It's war, it's, love, it's the wild west.
corny summary but yes lotr cowboy au
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