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"I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams"
Henry makes a different choice on the bridge.
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After a harrowing encounter with a monster in a magic mirror, Danny finds himself in Portland, Oregon. His powers are on the fritz, and strange people are insisting he's a "grimm." Danny's just trying to get home.
Adalind Schade will do whatever it takes to get her powers back, even if it means lying to and manipulating a strange kid with a mysterious past and origin. Nevermind the fact that he reminds her so much of herself and she can't help but worry about him.
Nick is doing his best to balance his work life and his personal life with the world of grimms and wesen, but as more questions and mysteries keep popping up, one boy seems to be wrapped up in all of them.
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The phone call at the end of episode five goes a bit differently when Rabbit asks Dispatch for an odd last request. Dispatch wasn't unfamiliar with the concept of mortality in his line of work, but somehow Rabbit has found a way to undo the inevitable.
"How are you alive?" Dispatch asked hoarsely, disbelievingly.
Rabbit gave a sort of huff, almost a laugh. "I thought you said no personal questions, Dispatch."
And if that didn't make Dispatch want to laugh and scream at the same time, throwing his own words back at him like that. Well two could play at that game.
"It's more of an existential question," Dispatch insisted.
For Rabbit Week 2026 day 1: Dispatch/Non-human
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The Convenience of the Timing Depends on Who You Are (as for me I think it's absurd) by ectojester
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Dead Last (TV 2001)
24 Mar 2026
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"Somebody better tell me what the hell is going on," the boy said.
"A kidnapping, apparently," Vaughn muttered under his breath.
"We're not kidnapping him!" Said Jane, "Scotty stop the van."
"Sorry," Vaughn said incredulously, "did you already forget about the sniper on the roof? Do not stop the van!"
Or: Jane, Vaughn, and Scotty are just a regular rock band (who can see ghosts) getting food (on the same street Five Hargreeves made his first experimental time jumps) on a random Thursday evening (about two minutes before Five Hargreeves is meant to attempt the time jump that will take him to the apocalypse), so why is this dumb ghost insistent that someone is trying to kill them?!
Or: Five doesn't really mind being accidentally kidnapped by an idiot rock band, but he draws the line at assassins trying to kill his family.
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an attempt was made (to spread gossip) by ectojester
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
31 May 2022
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A couple of students from Midtown High discussing a new rumor about that kid Peter Parker.
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Where the Heart Is by lucawindmover
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Gray Man (2022)
06 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace liked his quiet life, teaching middle school science and keeping largely to himself. So when a ghost shows up on his doorstep with a kid in tow, his life is turned upside down. Six is taking a big risk, turning to his brother for help. Claire just wants a family but can the three of them stay out of trouble long enough to achieve it?
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15 Jun 2026
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“I just think it’s kind of a messed-up thing to do to a baby,” I said.
AKA: the one with time travel. When the opportunity arises, Rocky and Ryland can't turn down the chance to save Rocky's crew.
It all kind of spirals from there.
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19 Apr 2026
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And all these words are sweet and meaningless (you can't trust a single thing I say) by ThreeSheepUnderATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
19 Dec 2025
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Dick got a concussion last night on patrol. Just a baby concussion, he's fine! He can go to work just fine. No Problem. Don't worry about it! It's just that... well, he can't quite remember who, precisely, he's supposed to be at the moment. He can handle it though! Until he can't.
AKA Dick!Neal gets a concussion and has an identity crisis at work.
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Malone and Sons by nonicknamehere
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
08 Jan 2026
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Neal (Dick Greyson) has to attend a presentation on a group white collar is helping organized crime take down. Unfortunately, the Malones are part of the presentation and Noah Malone (Dick(Neal)) is definitely in it and the picture they’re painting of his alias isn’t flattering at all.
"Noah, as an alias, was never supposed to be used long term. He was a long term cover of course, but he wasn’t meant to exist 24/7. He was shocking and terrifying. He was meant to come in and overwhelm whatever enemy’s plan they were trying to uncover, then flit away into the background. Noah was the allusive monster his more involved siblings, like Jason, used to form and motivate their own identities. He was the ripcord you pulled to add some shock and awe, not a daily occurrence."
OR: Dick tries to keep his identities straight and secret after the team finds out about his Malone alias. The stress and the amount of identities he is juggling leads to a breakdown.
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Descriptive scenes, violence and torture but fun and angsty
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“But, if you’re my biological father, then why-” Tim stopped walking and looked up at him with such a desolate expression that Bruce’s breath caught in his chest.
Bruce swallowed, hard, past the lump in his throat. “Tim, sweetheart, I-”
Tim cut him off with the side of his clenched fist pounding on Bruce’s chest. Not angry, or combative, but the sad and desperate hit of a child in turmoil.
“Why.” Tim started again, throwing another weak hit with his fist, tears beginning to well up in his eyes and breaking Bruce’s heart with every second. “Why, if you’re my biological father, am I. So. Short!”
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Aka: The one where every Wayne kid finds out they share a biological parent with at least 1 of their siblings
Aka: I daisy chain a bunch of absurd scenarios together to make Bruce run a billion DNA tests