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After days of traveling in the wilderness, John Dory realizes that he shouldnt have abandoned his little brothers so hastily. He turns back around, only to find a dead grandma and a grey little brother.
With no other choice, he takes Branch and brings him to the wilderness where they have more chance for survival.
They encounter Trolls of different genres. They make friends. They build a home. But most importantly; they heal together.
(Title from Inertia by AJR)
(Updates every other week)
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- Part 1 of Almost Home
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How to make the perfect bunny for your bear dad!: A guide FOR Gregory by edsiecap
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
17 Jan 2024
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(Sequel to "How to NOT be a Wingman" )
After a fight with Freddy, Gregory wants to make up to him and apologize. He finds a familiar purple bunny while wandering underground and decides to fix Bonnie up with the help of the local mechanic!
Meanwhile, Freddy is not doing so well after the fight, and he is just trying his best. But he can't really do that when Gregory keeps on avoiding him.
There is angst, blackmail, and lots and lots of comfort afterwards.
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How to NOT be a Wingman 101: A guide for dummies by edsiecap
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
17 Jan 2022
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Gregory discovers that Monty has a crush on Freddy. He decides to be a little shit and cockblocks him. Chaos ensues.
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(Hiatus, put on hold)
After a Shovel Talk gone wrong, Chica invites Monty to a friendly competition. Whether or not its to the death is debatable.
There are betting pools! Tired under-paid employees! And lots and lots of chaos!
This is gonna be fun!
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(Kai x Adam, Kaidam)
Kai never knew what warmth feels like. Then, he met Adam.
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John Dory comes back after days spent traveling. Now he has to raise Branch and survive in the wilderness while he's at it.
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The Dastardly Escapades of the Pizzaplex's Dysfunctional Family by edsiecap
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's
17 Jan 2024
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Stories about the Dysfunctional family that lies in the Pizzaplex. Not just Gregory centric!
-How to NOT be a wingman 101: A guide for dummies! (Gregory-centric) (Finished)
-Why did the chicken kill the gator? (Chica & Monty centric) (4/5) (Hiatus, indefinitely)
-How to make the perfect bunny for your bear dad!: A guide FOR Gregory (Gregory & Freddy centric) (Wip)
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Raise a Weapon to be a Child by LittleLadyMarmalade
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Dec 2024
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Hypixel wasn't a friendly place. There was one rule hybrids live by. Kill or be killed. Technoblade was a weapon after all.
That was what he was trained to do. That was what he had to do. That was the point of it all.
If he wasn't of use, then his masters would just throw him away. Or pawn him off to the next buyer.
But Steve wouldn't do something like that... Right?
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Or: child soldier Techno get adopted by Phil
learning how to be loved and all.Bookmarked by edsiecap
13 Jun 2026
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Weapons must be perfect.
A hidden fault or an unnoticed imbalance in the blade of a sword can be the difference between life and death on the battlefield. A blacksmith is careful with such things, watchful and alert during the forging of a weapon. There can be no imperfections. Certainly not if the weapon is a gift for the Lady of Death and her angel.
Technoblade's trainers know this, and they shape him to be perfect.
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OR, child Techno is trained to be a living weapon and is given to Phil and Kristin, who don't realize that he is very much sentient. This causes problems.
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13 Jun 2026
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“You’re not my son,” his savior said.
“Nope.” Techno nodded towards the guy lying unconscious at his feet. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell these clowns too.”
“Well, that’s gonna be a problem…” They lowered the baseball bat, streaked with blood. “You do look exactly like Wil though, if I didn’t know any better I’d say you two were twins.”
Or: sleep-deprived college student Techno Blade doesn’t know if there’s a good way to find out he bears an uncanny resemblance to the heir of a notorious crime syndicate, but being mistaken for said heir and kidnapped by a rival gang is certainly not it.
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13 Jun 2026
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I've Been Scared of Sleeping With the Lights Off by odymcbea
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Aug 2022
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“I’m not going to hurt you,” Technoblade said adamantly.
“Dream, I need Dream.” Tommy sounded desperate, his eyes darting across the beach as if searching for his porcelain savior.
Technoblade's pointed ears pricked up at that and his instincts buzzed angrily up his spine. Even the idea that Dream had somehow roped Tommy into a dependence on him was enough to make Technoblade want to break every bone in the fucker’s body.
“You don’t need him,” Technoblade insisted. “Come on, Tommy. Let me take you home.”
“I don’t have a home,” Tommy whispered, and the tremble of his voice broke something in Technoblade’s stone heart.
“Yes, you do,” he said, as steadily as he could with what might as well have been an arrow lodged in his chest. “You have one with me. That will never change.”
Tommy bit his lip. His ears were quivering slightly, his tail swishing against the sand in a gesture of uncertainty.
“Please, Tommy.” Technoblade softened his voice, the way he used to when Tommy was just a kit in his scrawny, teenage arms.
Or, yet another Exile!AU.
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Bookmarked by edsiecap
12 Jun 2026
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Technoblade has fought in battles since he was a child, becoming a force to be reckoned with, a man to fear. He earned many titles as he fought, War Pig, Blood God, and even Dream Slayer. But no one knows his true name. He considers that to be necessary as it serves as a safety measure against the fae that roam the world. Many fae would kill to get their hands on a human like Technoblade and he firmly defends his name because of that. However, after accidentally getting involved with fae, they seem to be adamant about not losing him, for whatever reason. Then, suddenly everything Technoblade has carefully constructed to protect himself is trembling in the face of these creatures and their whims.
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12 Jun 2026