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***PODFIC*** Take Me by the Waist to the Water by itsyaboimothman
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Apr 2023
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"Ge ge, want to get married?"
"... Aren't we already married?"
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Instead of freezing, Xie Lian teases back. It Kills The Man
***PODFIC***
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- Part 19 of Moth's Bed Time Stories
- Part 12 of diversity win! your unreliable narrator is being read a bedtime story
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15 Jun 2026
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Tea Time for Two by luckystars1015
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2024
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A year since Xie Lian had seen the former Wind Master, Shi Qingxuan arrives at his door step out of the blue with Black Water in tow. The heavenly beings go to catch up, leaving their two taciturn supremes to their tea.
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Hua Cheng sipped the tea that's long since gone cold, much like the two ghost demons sitting at the table. “Ah, so it seems you finally fucked the former Wind Master?”He Xuan’s eyes shot open, threatening to bulge out of his skull. “How did you—wha—why are you—?” Such a crass statement was completely uncalled for… but not untrue.
Hua Cheng cut off his bumbling questions. “You know they’re comparing our dick sizes as we speak, right?”
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13 Jun 2026
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“You know they’re comparing our dick sizes as we speak, right?”
If He Xuan had a breath, it would have seized him. His head whipped around to see Shi Qingxuan and Xie Lian back from their stroll, baskets filled to the brim with ripe mandarins.
They were still far enough away that the demons could not hear their conversations, even with their heightened senses. Shi Qingxuan and Xie Lian were holding up their palms as if about to clap. But they were widening it. The Wind Master stopped after reaching a certain gap, while his friend continued for a beat longer.
“N—no, they’re… comparing the lengths of above average-sized daggers.” He Xuan sputtered, doubtful of his own declaration.
Hua Cheng hummed as he rested his cheek on his closed fist, unconvinced. “Oh, Black Water,” he tutted, “is this really the type of espionage I’ve been paying you for? Perhaps we should re-negotiate your rate?”
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Cultivate: Slow Life on a Monster-Infested Mountain by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2023
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When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.
Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.
Sounds like a great hiding spot!
(TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain
ValleyMountain.)Chapter recaps available here.
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- Part 1 of Cultivate (+ Extras)
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12 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
He watched curiously as Shen-Qianbei hopped up onto a raised plant bed and used a spade to dig through it. Soon enough he uncovered a strange looking root roughly the size and shape of a daikon radish, though it was far thicker and had weird root-like protrusions extended from it… and it… was glowing red? Shen-Qianbei seemed pleased by it and Shifu seemed relaxed, so it seemed to be okay.
“Tao Ying! Meet your new child!” Shen-Qianbei sang, holding the root above his head like showing a baby to someone across a crowd. But the only thing in the direction Shen-Qianbei was looking was the peach tree… which made sense now that he’d thought about the name.
His shifu’s future spouse was strange, but it made him smile.
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[Coldread] Heavenly Delights by Vamillepudding by Faeriel_LovesCats
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
06 Apr 2026
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Xie Lian doesn't think his virginity is a problem until Pei Ming starts 'helping' him find candidates to lose it. Xie Lian takes matters into his own (and Hua Cheng's) hands. Of course, his bad luck won't leave him so easily: after their first night together, all clues point towards Hua Cheng mistaking him for a prostitute.
This is probably salvageable.
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11 Jun 2026
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He has been back in Puqi Shrine for less than an hour before there’s a knock on- well, not the door, because Xie Lian doesn’t have one. He pulls back the curtain and finds that Pei Ming has knocked on the wall instead. The wall has now a fist-shaped hole in it.
Xie Lian angles the shield asking for donations so that it’s now facing General Pei, hoping that he will notice it.
He doesn’t. “Your Highness,” he booms. “Is it true? You’ve never felt the loving embrace of a woman?”
“Lovely talking to you, now please be on your way.”
Pei Ming looks him up and down, then corrects himself to, “You’ve never felt the loving embrace of a man?”
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[Podfic] A Child Once by Tossawary by AxeMeAboutAxinomancy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Nov 2025
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Podfic. Shang Qinghua is cursed to become a child again, with no memory of Mobei-Jun or of his life in this world, and many long-held secrets come tumbling out for both transmigrators.
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18 Apr 2026