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“Way better now,” Person shares. “Back then he was a motherfucking hater. Watching people turn into drooling, flesh-eating, grammar-challenged morons en masse puts him in a better mood.”
"The apocalypse gives me a world that runs at my level of disappointment," says Colbert generously.
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“Can’t you train at Justine Henin like a normal Belgian?” he’d once asked Alex during a dispute over bathroom access. “No. Zizou said I should train at Sinner’s,” Alex had said, throwing Jakub’s shorts into the hallway. “Can’t you go back to hockey and make your daddy proud?”
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“Oh,” Jack said, leaning back with a dry laugh. “You and I both know how that goes, don’t we? Margins of error, incomplete samples, trauma patterns that tell three different stories depending on who’s looking. Don’t preach objectivity to me, Dr. Robinavitch. You can’t autopsy intent.”
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Not even in a parallel world where Jannik might have grown up as a five-foot-seven Minnesota beauty-pageant princess with sequined sash and a tiara would he ever spend £28,000 on a weekend of strategic shopping and sixty bottles of pink champagne.
They once blamed the England WAGs for an entire World Cup meltdown; Jannik refused to be drafted into that level of delusion. No chance.
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Jack started coughing in September. In Pittsburgh, that meant nothing in particular.