14 Bookmarks by ememi

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    Of all the plans Robby made for his three-month sabbatical, he never expected to end up on his own doorstep, trying to break into his own house. 

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    18 Apr 2026

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    “Come here, kid.” One of Robby’s hands catches Dennis’s and lands against his sternum, trapping his arm against his chest, while the other stays in his hair, fingers winding into damp curls. Dennis’s attention is everywhere and panicked. He catches a flash of Perlah readying the needle and a desperate sound punches out of him.

    “Nope, don’t look at that,” Robby says, using the hand in his hair to force his head back, angling his vision away from the commotion and up towards him. Dennis’s eyes lock onto his, pupils blown wide. “Look at me. Yep, good. I’m right here. You’re doing so good, honey. Just keep those eyes on me.”

    The IV tourniquet snaps into place and panic flashes anew in Dennis’s face. ”Robby—”

    “I know. It’s just Dana and Perlah. We’re just pushing some fluids, no more drugs. You’re safe.” Out of the corner of his eye, Robby can see Perlah speeding through what has to be the fastest IV placement of her career, Dana keeping her grip on Dennis’s hand to stop him from jerking away. Dana shoots him a glance of warning and Robby tightens his hold. “Okay, quick poke now. Still just us. Deep breath, Dennis. I've got you."

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    Dennis gets drugged by a patient and has a bad trip.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    The first couple of dollars that the machine ate up without remorse were an annoyance, something that made Dennis sigh and unzip his wallet without thinking about it to try again. By the time that the vending machine had eaten seven whole dollars, in coins, and Dennis didn’t have anything to show for it, he was close to thumping his forehead against the cool glass and hoping he could derive some sort of enjoyment or nourishment from simply just looking at the colourful packages as they remained firmly in their coils.

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    5 times + 1 that Robby buys something for Dennis and makes him feel like he's about to keel over, right there and then.

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    03 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Hank Anderson wants nothing more than he has right now: working a quiet night shift, watching shows with his kid on weekends, walking his dog, and generally not having to give a fuck. The dull peacefulness of his life is interrupted when an android sent by the USPS makes it his mission that Hank receives his mail daily - which Hank has been dodging for years, because physical post should be obsolete and, also, see the bit about not giving a fuck. Unfortunately, this RK800 - called Connor - only cares about the requirements of his mission, which tell him to ensure legal and timely delivery of the mail, no matter what's in his way.

    Hank thinks Connor needs to obey the instructions of the humans around him. Connor knows he needs to accomplish his objectives. Somehow between the two of them, they fuck up a whole lot of shit before they slowly develop a truly meaningful understanding.

    Expect unexpected deliveries, sprinklers in your face, begrudging trips to both kinds of hospitals, a lot of embarrassingly confusing questions, Rube Goldberg traps, extensive apologies, a lot of exploration of what it means to be human, and a bunch of ridiculous bullshit. Created by epicqtefail and sevdrag for the 2024 DBH RBB.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    “I’d like you to go to the United States and meet with the president. You’re the modern rebel prince.”

    “Fine,” Connor says. “I’ll do it.”

    “Take some charm to the White House.” Niles’ smile doesn’t reach his eyes. “Show President Anderson that we aren’t as bad as he thinks us to be.”

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    24 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 52

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    Former pro-wrestler Hank is assigned to be the manager for Connor, the world’s first android wrestler.

    Hank swore he would never work with an android, but Connor is starting to grow on him, and Hank realizes that sometimes the toughest fighters need someone else in their corner.

    FEATURING Artwork as part of the 2023 Detroit Big Bang!

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    24 Feb 2026

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    The cast of Crime Doesn't Play are hoping to make the jump from "true crime podcast" to "web series" - and are hoping to use the vanishing of Blair "Ripple" Ripley to do it. Their plans are thrown into disarray when their recent addition, Connor, reveals some troubling evidence in an older case that might just tie into the current disappearance. Together, Connor, Markus, North, and Daniel venture into Rosswood forest to solve the mystery of Blair Ripley - and maybe find out just what happened to Connor's long lost twin.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    There’s a new farmer in the little town of Jericho and Hank, for one, does not care for it. He’s seen a lot of them come and go; they never last long. And this one is… odd.
    Connor is tenacious and prim-looking and doesn’t know any fucking boundaries. He doesn’t quite get town customs either. He gives shitty gifts and doesn’t take no for an answer. And no matter how hard Hank tries, he can’t avoid running into him.
    Connor isn’t handsome at all. And he is none of Hank’s business.
    Connor doesn’t want. He was made to be a farmer and that is what he will do: tend to crops, raise animals and slay monsters. He will likely give his life for the mission and that’s fine. He’s not asking for more than this. Until he does.

    (A Stardew Valley AU - written for the DBH big bang 2023)

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    24 Feb 2026

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    A HankCon AU inspired by the 2015 film The Martian. This is a series of vignettes in the lives of Commander Hank and botanist/engineer Connor during and after their mission to Mars. Occasionally there is light angst due to difficult circumstances, but never between Hank and Connor, as they’re always committed to helping and supporting each other.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    “Guess I’m not really looking for friends right now.”

    Connor looks at the bottle in Hank’s hand, and the time of day, and the fact that this was his first stop after work on a route that veritably leads back to his home on Michigan Drive, and he wants to somehow connect those things to the notion that Hank maybe seems like someone who could use a friend right now, and maybe Connor could use a friend in this new world too, but there’s no way to articulate any of that without revealing too much about himself or too much about what he knows of Hank. So he remains stuck on the other side of that wall and says, “Okay.”

    “Hey… another time, maybe.”

    It’s the kind of hollow sentiment people offer one another when there’s nothing left to say. Still, Connor echoes it. “Another time.”

    [Alternatively: With access to the quantum calculator, Amanda leads Connor to the DPD months before his time. And Hank, well... Hank keeps running into this weird kid who works for Cyberlife...]

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Hank Anderson is a former police officer with a drinking problem, a car he hasn't cleaned out in three years, and a Quest.

    He's looking for Bigfoot; instead he finds Connor.

    Connor is a sarcastic piece of deviant shit. He also happens to be an incredibly advanced reconstructive tool who fell into Hank's lap for the price of a little electricity.

    That's all.

    And that's fine.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    He pictures the funeral sometimes.

    He pictures someone he doesn’t know saying Viktor’s name wrong. He pictures screaming in public. He pictures stealing the ashes and keeping them in a protein powder container because it’s the only vessel big enough. He pictures lying in those ashes like a widow bird. He pictures baking the ashes into bread and feeding them to pigeons in the park.

    He pictures swallowing them himself.

     

    Or: When Viktor chooses a quiet death, Jayce learns how to love him to the edge of the end and carry what’s left through the sad art of letting go.

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    24 Apr 2025

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    “Who are you?”

    “I am whatever my master wishes.”

    From this static moment in time, inside Sebastian’s mind, Ciel will live out a million lives.

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    27 May 2024

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    Levi Ackerman is barely scrapping by after an accident leaves him broken, aimless and lonelier than ever, but meeting an annoyingly charismatic man at a bar might just be the answer to a question he never dared to ask.

    Or: In which Levi speaks in violence and Erwin knows all his words.

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    24 Feb 2024

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