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    “It’s okay, Luca,” Hollander told him, voice sounding as unaffected as usual (except for when Ilya ragebaited him, then he would get all squeaky and flushed — it was very cute, not that Luca would ever say that) as he precisely adjusted his sock over his shin pad. “Ilya’s just being a dick. Plenty of guys got posters of their favorite players. I used to have a Scott Hunter one back in the day.”

    “You what.”

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    “Yeah, if I’m gonna be getting up close and personal with Montreal, Comeau is like, last choice,” Marlow agreed. “Bottom two on the roster, for sure.”

    Stebbins snorted, adjusting his pads. “And who’s topping it?”

    Marlow paused, thick eyebrows furrowing in thought, like this was a legitimate question he should consider seriously. “Hollander,” he declared, with entirely too much confidence.

    “I mean…Hollander’s got a nice ass,” Stebbins offered, as if to support Marlow.

    “And Hollander’s, like, kinda pretty too,” Carmichael chimed in. Seriously? Carmichael? The fuck? “Pretty like a girl.”

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    Mark is straight. So is his roommate, Johnny. Strapped for cash, and somewhat desperate, they agree on the only logical fix — filming videos of them having sex to post on the internet.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Mark jumps 10 years into the future. Johnny Suh is sleeping in the same bed as him.

    And is his husband, apparently.

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    “Oh, shit. I do remember you!” Johnny suddenly amended, recognition lighting up in his face, grin widening.
    “Huh?” Mark yelled, heart leaping to his throat, positive he misheard him.
    Johnny’s palm wrapped around the back of Mark’s neck, fingertips sliding through the blonde curls at the nape of Mark’s neck, thumb brushing the band of the cat ears. And then he was leaning down, lips teasing the shell of Mark’s ear. “I said of course I remember you,” Johnny repeated, nose brushing Mark’s temple. Mark’s eyes widened, torso curving in the direction of Johnny’s body heat almost involuntarily. “The cute freshman I wanted to fuck.”

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    Mark gasped loudly, the noise unreasonably loud (rip headphone users) and somehow pitching up an octave to boot. He arched violently in Johnny’s lap, nearly tumbling from the massive gaming chair. His arm shot back to loop around Johnny’s neck, although whether to hold himself in place or pull Johnny closer it was unclear. Perhaps both. Mark squirmed restlessly in his lap, but Johnny’s left hand grasped his hip firmly, keeping him in his place. He let a satisfied grin curl over his mouth, pressing it into Mark’s neck like a secret.

    The mild-mannered messages had disappeared entirely from the chat – now, it was an endless stream of do it again, sensitive?? nice, wish u were on my lap baby id treat u so good, f uck play wth his nipples more.

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    Last summer in his hometown, last summer at the pool, last summer before the rest of his life. Johnny Suh was not trying to fall in love this summer – but there’s something they say about the best laid plans.

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    “You fucking tease,” Johnny hissed, feeling lightheaded with how fast arousal raced through him. His eyes were locked on Mark’s lips, transfixed as the lower one disappeared between his teeth, popping back out pink and shiny.

    “I’m not a tease,” Mark breathed, plush shark dropping carelessly from his hand as he wound his arms around Johnny’s neck. He went up on his toes, breath hot on Johnny’s mouth. “You know I love the follow through.”

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    onyourm__ark: ❤️
    johnnyjsuh: @onyourm__ark took u long enuf

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    Donghyuck cast his eyes over the pair with a very Donghyuck-esque look of mixed derision, pity and fondness. “I swear to God, you’re both way too pretty to be this bitchless.”

    ...

     

    Mark hadn’t meant to be 24 and a virgin.

     

    Incidentally, Xiaojun has a stunning face and incredible personality. Not in a romantic way – just, like, bro-to-bro, Xiaojun is a beautiful dude inside and out. Even better, he was also a bit of a late bloomer. He’d be a great platonic sex partner for Mark’s first time.

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    Mark was always weird. He was a little gremlin and a freak wrapped up in good Christian-boy wholesomeness, with a healthy dash of social awkwardness thrown in for spice. Yuta liked that Mark was weird. He was too; they matched well.
    But the sniffing was really weird, even for Mark.

    Or:
    Mark just wants to be a cat sometimes. Yuta helps him out with that.

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    Chenle loves a good bet. Specifically, he loves a bet where he wins either way. Call that a killer instinct.

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    Everyone in 127 knows Yuta and Mark’s “romantic relationship” is fake: a PR stunt, negotiated into their contracts and adequately compensated for. Everyone knows it’s all for the cameras – everyone, that is, except Mark and Yuta.

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    failed grindr hook-up + hot neighbor in the hallway + crocs = profit??

     

    (When Mark’s first dick appointment of the day didn’t work out, he wasn’t expecting to get a second chance so soon. Luckily, Johnny is a really nice guy. And he’s also a crocs fan.)

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    Twenty-five contestants compete for a ring from renown model Johnny Suh. Will Mark Lee manage to win his heart –– or will he be choked by the thorns?

    🌹🌹🌹

    “And, Mark? Relax. You’re gonna do great.”

    “…Really?”

    “America is going to love you.”

    “Take one, Mark Lee intro package. And we’re rolling in 3, 2, 1…”

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    So Mark’s best friend is a werewolf now, apparently.

    Pros:
    1. The alpha is super hot.
    2. Mark and Jeno get invited to all the best parties now that Jeno is starting line for lacrosse.
    3. Werewolves can’t get drunk, so Mark’s just secured a Designated Driver for life. Or at least the rest of college.

    Cons:
    1. They’ve had to replace their front door 4 times because Jeno keeps slamming it too hard, and the RA is starting to get suspicious.
    2. There’s a threat lurking in the forest, and no one knows what it is or when it will strike again.
    3. The alpha is super hot.

    Oh yeah, and did Mark mention – the pack alpha, Yuta Nakamoto, is hot. Like really, really hot. It’s kind of ruining Mark’s life.

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    Mark didn’t mean for the video to go viral. He really, really didn’t. But Mark’s luck is against him yet again, it would seem.

    That is, until professional-dancer-slash-choreographer-slash-mega-influencer-slash-Mark's-embarrassing-celebrity-crush, Nakamoto Yuta, duets him.

     

    or: How Mark Lee learned to stop worrying and love the TikTok algorithm.

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    The first time Johnny sank into the impossibly wet, tight clutch of Mark’s heat, he always lost it immediately, blowing his load in ten seconds flat. The second time was hardly any better, lasting less than a minute.

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    Moments Before Disaster: Man rollerblades down 5th Avenue while walking two dogs!

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    More importantly, above that, sent even more recently; an email from a Mark Lee, received at 8:15 a.m. Subject: Speed Dating Guy!!

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