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Twyla has a ritual for the winter solstice. This year, Stevie is invited.
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David starts walking at night.
He’s able to distract himself throughout the day, inventing perfunctory tasks and avoiding people he runs into in town. But at night…at night, it feels like the hotel is smothering him, pressing the air out of his lungs.
He needs to get out.
He used to walk in New York sometimes, usually late at night, a zigzag across the avenues instead of calling an Uber after a hookup. Schitt’s Creek feels different. He’s never seen this many stars, to start, and the crickets are pounding in his skull. But he can breathe a little easier as he paces around the block, so he keeps walking.
David walks every street in Schitt's Creek.
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The aurora borealis is going to be visible in Schitt's Creek. Allegedly. Maybe. Hopefully?
David and Patrick try to see it.
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National Bubble Bath Day is January 8. What a wonderful opportunity for Rose Apothecary to sell some bath products!
David disagrees.
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As the shoppers rush home with their treasures by fakingsincerity
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
26 Dec 2024
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David and Patrick work their first holiday shopping season at the store, every day til Christmas.
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David and Patrick share small moments together, every day in April.
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An April drabble-a-day project.
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“You know, if you’re concerned about my foot…” Patrick started.
“Oh my god,” David spluttered. “What are you angling for? A massage?”
“A massage? Aw, David, that’s a great idea, thank you so much!”
Newly engaged, David and Patrick relax and connect with a post-hike foot massage.
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A week after reuniting post-barbecue, David and Patrick do a little parking in the spacious backseat of the Lincoln.
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- Part 3 of body like a back road
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Patrick and David find a place to park (and talk, or whatever).
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- Part 2 of body like a back road
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A soft New Year’s morning. On January 2nd.
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David and Patrick go to bed together every night until Christmas.
A David/Patrick Drabble-a-Day Advent Calendar.
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“Hey, I know it hasn’t been a year yet but I have a favor to ask. Just to cut to the chase, do you still have the serial number/other info for my laptop?”
Patrick and Rachel made a plan to try to be friends at some point in the future. In the meantime, though, she needs a small favor.
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David and Patrick are in Patrick's hometown to visit his grandfather in hospice. That evening in bed, they reflect on the day.
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Patrick not so coyly slid something across the countertop. “A key. To my apartment. For you.”
David’s mind started racing, trying to replay their conversations over the past few days as quickly as possible. He felt a little queasy. “Patrick, what are you talking about? I can’t take this!”*****
Patrick wants to give David a key to his apartment. At first, David is not having this.
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Back at Ray's for the night after exchanging "I love you"s that morning, David's feeling a little exposed.
A Singles Week coda.
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This might be the most embarrassing google search of his life. He felt like he was losing his mind.
making out spots elm county ontario
In the absence of privacy, Patrick does some planning.
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- Part 1 of body like a back road
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David’s sick, and Patrick is out of town. Fortunately, Alexis is visiting and able to help take care of him. Which David is really grateful for…eventually.
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Is this a date? It’s not really “just a hookup”, since they’ve already established that they’re dating. Patrick has been making it pretty clear when they’re on a date, probably to differentiate it from the rest of their day when they spend 8 hours together at the store. The blue blazer has made another appearance, and Patrick always turns up the gentlemanliness, doing things like always holding open the door for him and thanking him (thanking him!) for a wonderful evening when he drops David home at the motel. Maybe that’s how he’ll know if this is a date or not, if Patrick opens the car door for him when he picks him up.
Two 'Pregnancy Test' missing scenes: David gets ready for his date(?); and Patrick reflects afterwards.
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David tries to settle himself in the corner of the couch, tea aromatic on the side table next to him. He pulls his feet up under himself and takes the quilt from its spot on the back of the couch to wrap around his shoulders. It’s too quiet. His mind is too loud. The bottoms of his feet itch - no, the tops. David rolls his neck across his shoulders, the crunch echoing. It’s becoming rapidly clear what it’ll take to get any rest tonight.
David is home alone while Patrick spends the night at the hospital for monitoring. Anxious and unable to sleep, he turns to an unlikely source for comfort.
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“Oh my god, I used to go to Monaco every year! And once I went to Singapore but it was so hot and then Alexis was almost arrested for sneaking into the paddock."
“Oh how exciting! My dream is to go to the Canadian Grand Prix one day, but I am afraid of the Quebecois.”Patrick learns that David and Ray somehow do have a shared interest - Formula One. It's derailing Patrick's Sunday morning plans.