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“Reeeeaaallly?” Linda’s eyes narrowed, suspicion pouring off her in waves. “And you’re not here on a little recon? A little burger busting? Trying to get our secret recipes?”
Like an alarm Trev couldn’t hear went off, Linda shuffled to the side and glanced back. Seconds later, Bob exited the kitchen, door swinging behind him.
“The ingredients aren’t really all that… secret."
Boblin Week Day 1: Habits
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20 Jun 2026
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There’s a common misconception about her son. Something she’s fought with people over time and time again. The fact that people don’t think he can express emotion. Almost like the fact that he’s autistic is supposed to prevent him from feeling.
Craig loves deeply. Tenderly. The same way she does. That heart cracking, universe expanding kind of love.
That’s why she can see it. The fact that Craig has already fallen for this boy.
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Laura knows one day her son is going to stray from her orbit. But never too far.Bookmarked by fartmanmov (fartman_7)
16 Jun 2026
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Saturday night, worst party of the century. Monday morning, Kyle reported missing.
Honestly, Stan's week could've been going better.
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18 May 2026
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Kyle has spent the past twenty years considering his habit of spooning with Stan completely platonic, and his sporadic sexual encounters with Cartman satisfying enough. When they simultaneously shatter his expectations of them, he has to reevaluate what both of them mean to him.
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Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.