fernless_bastard
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It's us that made this mess by fernless_bastard
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), DSMP - Fandom
26 Apr 2026
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THIS IS STRICTLY ABOUT CHARACTERS. C!WILBUR BELONGS TO THE FANDOM. AN ABUSER WON'T TAKE THAT AWAY.
"Quackity's eye traced the streets and alleys, as lights danced in his periphery; atop all, the big sign, blaring its hypnotising welcome. Aside from the captivating flair, the sign every so often took to having one more feature which would catch Quackity’s attention so far without fail.
And there it was again.
He stepped right up to the glass, leaving his lethargy behind on the sofa. He could’ve sworn the silhouette was looking back at him, even though there was no way he could be seen through the vibrant reflections on the hotel window. He stormed away, quickly changing, before snatching a pack of cigarettes on the way and locking his apartment. Perhaps he’ll have some entertainment for the night after all."Or: Wilbur accidentally discovers he's a masochist but won't admit it, so it comes out by itself with terrible timing. Luckily, Q takes pity on him, and - for his own peace of mind - offers him a deal...
An exploration of two very flawed, deeply hurt men struggling to repress their feelings in fear of getting hurt and losing someone they love all over again
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An Ex-Terrorist in Need of Therapy Walks Into a Bar... by fernless_bastard
Fandoms: Dream SMP, DSMP - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jan 2026
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“I’m not leaving you here like this."
Wilbur scoffed, rolling his eyes. “Just save yourself the effort and give up on me like everyone else di—”
Or in other words I got a prompt for "secret" Santa specifically for some breakdown related TNT Duo hurt/comfort... Enjoy!
[CHARACTERS, NOT CONTENT CREATORS!!! FUCK ABUSERS!!!]
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just tntduo chatting, a short little scenario for fun written in like maybe 30 minutes, part of a challenge where based on 1 word I'm trying to write something at least 100 words long - using it to have fun, test out new things, practice other things etc. These won't be edited too much, if at all, and there's 100 prompts, and I'll just write them when i feel like it
Oh! And also I'll be playing with formatting a lot here so approach it separately from my usual writing
(PS. these will be out of order - number by the title means which prompt it is but also they aren't in any chronical order story wise and are just unrelated snippets of writing unless specified otherwise)Series
- Part 1 of Prompts Challenge
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Losing Face by fernless_bastard
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), DSMP - Fandom, Dream SMP
02 May 2024
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“Hello to you too, Wilbur,” covered in blood, axe in hand, Quackity's clearly forced politeness was far more terrifying than outward rage would ever be.
Wilbur bit his lip.
Terrifying, but enticing...Enemies AND lovers, or in other words Wilbur realises Quackity can deliver quite the punch. What's more, in the process he realises that if Las Nevadas had a boxing gym, he'd probably like to be one of the punching bags.
[NOTE: THIS IS STRICTLY ABOUT THE CHARACTERS, NOT ABOUT THE REAL PEOPLE! FUCK ABUSERS.]
Smut doesn't start immediately
Anyway, this story is technically finished, but it was meant to be longer. Unfortunately I messed up and rushed the pacing, and I can't find a way to continue writing it that'd bring me joy. I realised, though, that the last chapter is a relatively acceptable ending, so, yeah. That being said, I'm writing a new, planned out fic with the same core idea: "It's us that made this mess". If you like LF, I think you'll like this one too
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Just a compilation of short little scenarios written for fun in like maybe 30 minutes. A challenge where based on 1 word I'm trying to write something at least 100 words long. I'll be using it to have fun, test out new things, practice other things etc. These won't be edited too much, if at all, and there's 100 prompts, and I'll just write them when i feel like it
Oh! And also I'll be playing with formatting a lot here so approach it separately from my usual writing
(PS. these will be out of order - number by the title means which prompt it is but also they aren't in any chronical order story wise and are just unrelated snippets of writing unless specified otherwise)- Words:
- 275
- Works:
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Quackity isn't stupid enough to get roofied. He is stupid enough to be down bad for the worst man of all — Wilbur Soot.
Sex follows.Bookmarked by fernless_bastard
17 Apr 2025
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did you know consent could be the theme of a bdsm play? no? yes? well read this and enjoy either way cause fucking hell that is some quality smut
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After his dark (terrorism, suicide attempt, he truly wasn't the best person) past, Wilbur Soot found God. A year in prison is the perfect place to be pulled into belief, as he found new meaning to his previously seemingly meaningless life. There was nothing to live for, and now he has something to live for. To redeem himself, he found his way into the church, spreading the word of his lord.
He seems to actually be getting better. Up until he notices someone out of the ordinary near his place of worship. A simple conversation with the local "sinner" Quackity makes his mind run wild.
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- Part 1 of Confessions
Bookmarked by fernless_bastard
09 Apr 2025
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What the fuck do I even say
Fucking hell
This is.
It's fucked up genuinely how good it is. What the fuck. I'm. -
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Fatum (lat. destiny) is the personified spirit of impending doom. Most notably in the story of Oedipus, fatum is an unstoppable force, foretold by an oracle, which cannot be avoided under no condition. Over the years, human belief of fate evolved, leaning more towards free will.
Quackity doesn’t remember having his line ever being anything but dark and withered, and with experience of many failed relationships, he soon learnt to pay no mind to it.
And Wilbur Soot made it his new personal project.
Bookmarked by fernless_bastard
03 Apr 2025
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FAVE UTTER FAVE THE STORYTELLING THE EVERYTHING I JUST!!!!!
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American Coffee Shop AU/Sugar Daddy AU but I’m not a romance author.
Broke. Considering dropping out. Considering stepping out into traffic. Stuck in a shitty barista gig when he should be right with his per se in some corporate job with health insurance—Wilbur sees a golden ticket to another hell in the form of a sugar daddy.
Schlatt. Everything wrong with America. Some thirty-something, Wall-Street shark in a suit with too much money to spare, too little morals and plenty of questionable ethics.
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Bookmarked by fernless_bastard
04 May 2024
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One night, Jaskier wrote a song. Another night, he performed it.
Geralt heard him, but it was much too late.Bookmarked by fernless_bastard
30 Dec 2021