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    AU: In which Bilbo does not intend to adopt two dwalfling children. But that is what he does when he finds them all alone in a bush on the edge of his garden shivering in the cold.

    The thirteen dwarfs that follow, the wizard and the (admittedly) really attractive former Prince and Lobelia shrieking down his ear that follow he could really do without.

    But there you are.

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    18 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    “Gan- “

     

    “-AARRRRRRGGGHHHH!”

     

    As his husband’s uncle burst out of the shadows, wielding a large axe, eyes demented as he stared at the ‘intruders’, Bilbo stared up at the ceiling, and wondered how this was his life.

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    The Took blood in bilbo was often described as a sleeping dragon: quiet, respectable, and buried under layers of velvet waistcoats and doilies. But as the Company of Thorin Oakenshield pressed further into the wild, the "Baggins" side of Bilbo began to wither under the heat of adrenaline, and the "Took" side woke up with a roar and a thirst for heights.

    By the time they reached the lands of Beorn, Bilbo wasn't just a burglar; he was a walking heart attack for thirteen Dwarves.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    While Hobbit culture may have shifted drastically from their Wandering Days (and before even that), they haven’t forgotten their roots.

     

    Or, alternatively; Dealing with a hobbit that was both a Baggins and Took is a heart attack and a headache for nearly everyone who meets them, namely because they seem to be two steps ahead and twelve feet to the left of where you expect them to be when you think you’ve finally caught up.

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    17 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    Legolas had been banished from the woodland realm shortly after the coming of Smaug, he wandered and came upon the Shire. Much to the fortune or misfortune of everyone involved.

    Depending on who you ask.

    Legolas is quite enjoying the cakes mind you.

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