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    "Sorry, Mister Two-Face, uh, Dent, wait, sorry, sir. Momma taught me manners and-" The kid flinched. "I'm not trying to be rude, sir."
    Harvey kicked the tire iron at his feet. "Uh huh, sure kid, 'manners'."
    "I really do,"
    "Kid, I know you were trying to protect yourself," Harvey told him, "what's your name?"
    "J-Jason," he stuttered out.


    Harvey and Two-Face make an impulsive coin-flip and end up kidnapping taking in their ex-goon Willis Todd's son off the street.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    "Looks like we’ve caught ourselves a lil' birdie, boys."

    Dick let out a sob and rasped, "No, please. Stop..."

    The goons only laughed cruelly. But before they could go any further, a gunshot was heard.

    "The fuck do you rats think yer doin'!" came a voice booming from the alleyway entrance.

    Two-Face. Shit.

     

    OR: 4 times the one of the rogues helped a Robin + 1 time they helped them back

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “This is intolerable!” Scarecrow snapped, his voice reaching a high-pitched whine. “I’m not some sardine to be crammed into a tin can with all you!”

    Deal with it, Crane,” Ivy spat coldly. “It’s not like everyone being terrified of your fear gas gives you extra room.”

    “At least I’m not a glorified florist,” Scarecrow retorted.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Years before Batman enters the picture, various members of Gotham City's criminal element meet Bruce Wayne and realize there's something very special about this child.

    Or: different Gotham villains become bewitched by tiny Bruce Wayne in a turtleneck sweater because come on, just look at his little face. That is just the cutest little face.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?

    That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.

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    The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.

    Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse

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    29 Jun 2026