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A beating, bleeding heart by flammable0bject
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, HOMER - Works
20 Jun 2026
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Since Achilles was unexpectedly drawn into the whirlwind of young parenthood, and later into a decidedly hasty marriage to Deidamia under the influence of their parents, he has not had much time for fun. Patroclus, on the other hand, trying to cope with being pushed into the background against his will, takes steps to build his own new orbit. In a beach bar, on a quiet night, he meets an eccentric and yet handsome bartender, considerably older than him; he decides to keep his new acquaintance entirely to himself.
||Song - "Groan" by Dazey and the Scouts
And yeah, I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, I wanna feel a beating, bleeding heart, don't you?Series
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Nothing's gonna take you from my side by flammable0bject
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
29 Jan 2026
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(I put it in the same series as the rest of the Modern AU but this timeline has nothing to do with the original stories. Just a what-if.)
Patrochilles runaway fic in which they're going to Prague. Enjoy (and read the notes)
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What a sight for sore eyes by flammable0bject
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
03 Dec 2025
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Patroclus spends his last vacation in boyish innocence before entering adulthood, slowly taking control of his life that is gradually moving in a better direction. Achilles promises him the best summer ever, which the boy misinterprets in a tragically wrong way. But can he be blamed? After all, they were closer than any average boys, and the hot, lazy summer at camp together seemed like the perfect place to fulfill an unseen dream.
Except that everything that had been certain and stable until then is turned upside down when Achilles meets a girl.(or: modern au Patroclus going through a milion stages of grief)
||Song - "Heather" by Conan Gray
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Power plant saboteurs by flammable0bject
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Mar 2025
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Singed takes his favorite student everywhere - including to the grounds of a decrepit power plant the fumes of which promote the growth of the Shimmer flowers. Viktor, seeking the man's approval, tries to sabotage the power plant's external mechanisms. But every day when he returns there, he finds that somebody is repairing the mechanisms back.
Jayce is lonely and horrified, but he finds a friend in a tiny poodle. He thinks little Caitlyn would love it. She has always loved taking care of puppies with him.
or: The dog subplot is really something and I'm having fun fixing Viktor's mistakes from s2
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Bless this mess [Greek mythology Modern AU] by flammable0bject
Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, HOMER - Works, The Iliad - Homer
20 Jun 2026
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Modern AU of Greek Mythology, although not sticking to canon, just loosely throwing ships around - currently Achilles/Patroclus, Achilles/Deidamia, Patroclus/Poseidon, Orpheus/Eurydice - maybe more in the future when I come up with new connections and ideas. Considering Odysseus/Diomedes maybe if I don't get hit by a bus
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In order to avoid having to spend the summer with his father, Zagreus volunteers at the summer camp his mother runs, and quickly discovers that the two halves of the camp aren't just locked in a friendly competition.
It's an all-out battle.
Or: the Trojan War, but summer camp.
Bookmarked by flammable0bject
15 Dec 2025
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Came from ColeyDoesThings because patrochilles mentioned and the idea is so cute :>