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    “I’m not pretending to date you, Lance. Especially not in front of your whole family. What the fuck?”

    Lance’s lip twitches for just a second before he catches himself, plastering on a smile. “Please?” he asks.

    “I’m not going to–”

    “I’ll be the best boyfriend ever, you’ll just have to play along, man. Please. Please. Please.”

    “Lance,” Keith tries one more time. Because here’s the thing: he wants to say yes, and –

    “Keith,” Lance drawls his name just so, in that way that is so terribly Lance, so familiar, yet still intense enough to send shivers down his spine.

    – and he’s, in recent years, never been good at denying Lance anything for too long.

     

    or: Lance needs a date and Keith’s invitation got lost in the mail (or something like that! Don’t even ask!). They turn out to be really good at this whole pretending thing.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    “It has everything you need,” said the salesman. “And everything you want. And everything you just….” He squinted, pinching his fingers together as if trying to recall something. “Everything you forgot you needed.”

    “Uh huh,” said Keith. “Sounds legit.”

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    A dubious trade for some machine parts leads Keith to making a deal with an shifty salesman, or more specifically, the magic box in his possession. But the trade comes at a price, and slowly but surely, Keith realizes that everyone and everything is beginning to forget him.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    “Hey, kitty. Did you sneak in here from someone else’s balcony?” the man – Hizashi, apparently – asks, shifting to scratch Shōta under the chin. “Or are you secretly some all-powerful immortal being who teleported here from ancient times?”

    Shōta meows, and finally nudges Hizashi’s hand away, putting a stop to the petting.

    “I thought so,” Hizashi replies, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips.

    (Or: witch!Aizawa likes hanging out on siren!Hizashi's balcony - in cat form.)

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.

     

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Bao lost his ability to walk when he was 19. Despite the prejudice of many Fire Nation citizens, he got a job as an accountant in the Royal palace, in the Department of Education. After 11 years of working quietly, keeping his head down and allowing his work to be claimed by others, he expected nothing to change when Fire Lord Zuko took the throne. He didn't expect the entire department to be reformed under the new Minister Shu-Lin, and Bao's overlooked position with it.

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    24 Oct 2025