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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Harry Potter was ten years old when he decided he could not survive another day in Privet Drive.

    When the Grim Reaper assigned to collect his soul arrives, however, something goes terribly wrong. Or perhaps terribly right.

    Instead of death, Harry is offered penance.
    Instead of peace, he is handed a scythe.
    And instead of being alone, he finds himself under the care of the last person anyone would describe as gentle: William T. Spears.

    Death, it turns out, may be kinder than living.

    Or:
    The one where Harry becomes a Grim Reaper, William accidentally adopts a child, and everyone in the Dispatch is concerned.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    AU. Harry accidentally Apparates to an empty Grimmauld Place when he’s nine instead of to the top of the school roof when he escapes Dudley’s gang. The house is empty except for portraits and sometimes a speaking wooden face, and Harry has to kill his own food, and there’s something nasty in the cellars, and some of the portraits are mad. But this is still a vast improvement over the Dursleys.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Based on this prompt that probably came from Tumblr first, but I found it on Facebook this morning and lost my damn mind. I wrote this whole mess today. I'm sorry.
    PROMPT:
    AU where Harry says, “Fuck it,” with his entire childhood trauma-filled chest, takes a fistful of gold to Muggle London the summer after 4th year, gets his hands on a pistol, and then gives Dobby a call.

    Imagine Voldemort chilling in Malfoy Manor when some house elf in 16 hats and 27 pairs of colorful socks rolls up with a .45 like, “Mr. Harry Potter Sir sends his regards.”

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Everyone knows the story, the Potters attacked and little Harry left with his relatives. But what happens when the last Potter stumbles upon something left behind? What does someone with no preconceived notions about Magic do when they find out that it's real? Do they follow along just like everyone else? Or do they find their own path? Harry Potter did always like to make things!

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Hermione Granger is seven years old when she kneels in front of an altar she's made herself with an offering of the best sweets her pocket money could buy and prays to a Trickster God.

    Gabriel hears.

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    31 May 2026