foolish_mortal
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UX wants them to wire up a new interface for a demo they've pushed up to Monday morning, and several product managers, who don't know the first thing about code, have convinced each other this will take no more than half an hour before messaging him asking for updates. There goes his Friday night and most of his Saturday. Fuck his life.
"How many shots of espresso are you legally allowed to give me?" Stiles asks the barista behind the counter and watches his menacing eyebrows draw together in a dark line.
(not really a Coffee Shop AU)
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The answer, he realizes, now that he's solved it, is so obvious that he would call it hitsuzen if he still believed in fate.
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Every day is April 1st, and Watanuki is 16 years old.
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Every day is April 1st, and that's the least of Doumeki's problems.
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Transcript of “Reacting to the Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov News” by wintersteddy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Brian: So, acknowledging the elephant in the room, the biggest hockey story in the world today-
Jason: -It might just be the biggest story in the world today, not just hockey.
Brian: You’re completely right man. Wow. It’s so crazy that this has, like, broken containment outside of the hockey world.
Jason: I know. It’s insane.
Brian: Anyway. Sorry to bury the lede, but we’ve recently learned that two of the biggest rivals in the league, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, are in a romantic relationship.or, straight hockey podcasters reacting to the relationship reveal in The Long Game
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12 Jan 2026
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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30 Dec 2025
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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27 Dec 2025
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New Variations of Methods for Sexually Interfacing with Vehicles
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25 Dec 2025
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Alison sends over some old photographs of young Lawrence. Adam suffers.
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