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“Hey,” he greeted, taking a seat across from her. “How ya holdin’ up, tiger?”
“Not very well, champ.” She looked up at him, eyes glassy and wide. “You?”He shrugged. “Not, er, not exceptional.”
She blinked. “Wanna talk about it?”
“Not even a little.” Chandler scoffed. -
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The next thing they knew, they were on a boat, staring out at the distant, endless miles of water with Fester's motorcycle safely stored within it.
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when the party's over by funky03
Fandoms: The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (2013)
04 May 2026
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Of course, I wished to sleep for once–had today not been a holiday, I would have bailed out sooner on the party, which I examined the remnants of:
Glitter on the floor from the gowns of young women dancing all night. Women with their high heels in their hands as they left the party barefoot. Candlewax melted onto the wooden floors from clumsy drunks tipping them over. It was worse than any other party–one that his servants could not even finish on their own. This was why he didn't host on holidays.
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Agnes and Pugsley had gained an acquaintanceship with each other and began talking more and found they had lots in common.
They both lived in the shadow of Wednesday Addams–her popularity had consumed her despite her tireless efforts to push it away.
A girl like her created bubbling curiosity in other people who were desperate to know more about her.
Boys like her brother created annoyance in other people who were desperate to stay away from him. -
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The Addams' family condition was a supernatural phenomenon that explained why the family was so abnormal for a family of Outcasts.
When a member of the Addams' family falls in love, they will never fall in love again–they are meant to be with that person for the remainder of their life, and are expected to dedicate everything they have and everything they are to that person. Forever.And nobody is ever allowed to get in their way.
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tell me everything will be alright (and I'll be sleeping sound tonight) by Mazzarine
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
11 Jun 2025
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"Thomas!” Alexander screamed, hands reaching out for anything, anything at all to grasp onto. He felt many foreign hands doing the same and he was drowning, his mind begging Don't leave me here, don't leave me alone—
Suddenly, fingers intertwined with his, roughly pulling him forward. Alexander’s first instinct was to fight this stranger, though he heard “Mr. Hamilton?” in that familiar, Southern drawl and was immediately put at ease. His shoulders relaxed as he came face-to-face with a very confused looking Jefferson.
Or: Alex boards a ship with Thomas to Paris. Thomas discovers Alex's Abandonment Issues™
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- Part 4 of jamilton fics (with lyric titles)
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19 Jun 2026
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So Sure That I'd Marry You Today by peanut_butter_and_theatre
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
04 Jun 2026
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"Do you think we're gonna get married?"
This is a topic they've never touched. Not earnestly, at least.
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09 Jun 2026
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“This is our first Christmas together as a couple—do you know how embarrassed I’m gonna be if Chandler gets me somethin’ real expensive and I gotta give him, like, an orange?” S2. Inexcusable fluff to the highest degree.
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- Part 11 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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29 May 2026
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things just got a little out of hand by thesnapwasbrutal for blurple
Fandoms: Friends (TV)
27 Nov 2025
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“Yeah right,” Joey muttered, the humor fading as quick as it came. “I’d need to learn how to kiss a guy first.”
Chandler blinked, unsure what to do with that. His brain immediately went down the familiar sarcastic avenues, reaching for the punchline, but they all felt too sharp against the honesty in Joey’s tone. For a fleeting, ridiculous second, he wondered if Joey was hinting at something more, before immediately shutting that thought down. No way. It was Joey. Joey.
“Okay… so?” he said finally, leaning back against the couch, trying to keep his tone light. “What do you need from me? A pep talk? Fake boyfriend résumé?” He forced a small laugh. “A mint?”
He waited for Joey to laugh with him, to bounce the bit back, to give him that easy grin and make it safe again. But Joey didn’t. He just stood there, shifting from foot to foot, hands fidgeting with the hem of his shirt.
The silence stretched.
“Yeah…” Joey started, voice lower now, careful. “I was kinda hoping... you’d, you know... help me practice.”
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27 May 2026
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It's important to be able to perform several tasks at once
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- Part 19 of ZOMBEES 🧟♂️🐝
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03 May 2026