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Three facts about Lando’s current season:
- Adrenaline makes him hard, which makes everything in his life an absolute minefield to navigate.
- He is tired of other drivers making jokes about his massive cock at the hospitality urinals.
- Oscar Piastri has never once participated in any of it.
Point 3 started off being cool. A welcome display of maturity. Unfortunately, it has since become a deeply horny fixation, a challenge that Lando now wants to win.
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- Part 13 of landoscar works by this anon
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13 Jun 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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13 Jun 2026
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She doesn't know why she hasn't told Lando yet. She’s her best friend; while she’s the most judgemental person on the planet when it comes to fashion or food preferences, she’s also one of the most accepting people Oscar knows. She hugs everyone, and loves everyone, and trusts easily.
Oscar suspects the reason is that if Lando knows she’s a lesbian, she is only one more step away from finding out about Oscar’s huge, ridiculous, six-year crush on her.
or: Oscar is in love with Lando. Lando goes on an odyssey. They get there in the end.
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- Part 1 of the rise and fall of a midwest princess
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31 May 2026
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After over a year in a mental health facility, Needy Lesnicki finds comfort in the voice of her best friend. Jennifer Check may be dead, but she's certain Needy can fix that.
(Can be read as a standalone or part of the series.)*
Of course, they thought Needy was crazy. She'd known to expect that, especially when she didn't cry over Jennifer's death or have any evidence to present to the police other than some mythology books from the library and the name Low Shoulder. The only thing her commitment to the story of Jennifer Check’s sacrifice won her was an all-access pass to the Leech Lake Women’s Correctional Hospital for the rest of her life.
Anita Lesnicki was just one more Devil's Kettle tragedy added to the pile. A teenage girl watches her classmates burn, and a cannibal murders a few more; of course, she has a psychotic break. Especially when she finds her boyfriend’s corpse on the night of the big dance.
Eventually, Needy stopped fighting. Maybe she had unraveled after the fire.
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- Part 5 of Right Where You Left Me
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27 May 2026
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"Cleanliness, Oscar," Lando says like it's common sense, like committing a capital sin is of the same category as the Sunday weather. "It's next to Godliness."
"I know," he responds. The words are pulled from his mouth like Lando has strings tied to the back of his vocal cords connected to keys like pianos and he knows just how to make Oscar sing. He doesn't think knives or scissors would fit down his throat to cut them the way he wishes they could.
"Yeah. I know you know. Wouldn't have said it otherwise."
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17 Apr 2026