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    Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”

    Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.

    “What?”

    “Do you want me to commit a felony?”

    “I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”

    Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.

    “Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”

    Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Shane is in the Olympics for hockey, which is exciting, obviously, but he might be even more excited to watch figure skating and see Yuuri finally get his well-deserved gold. What he doesn't expect is to get just as excited about meeting Ilya Rozanov.

    An AU in which Ilya and Svetlana are American pairs skaters, Shane is Yuuri Katsuki's cousin, and what remains constant in this universe is that Shane and Ilya are still just as obsessed with each other.

    (Note: You don't need to have watched Yuri on Ice to read this!)

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    07 Jul 2026

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    What begins as a sweet nickname quickly becomes a Russian language crisis involving affectionate suffixes, grammatical gender, tomato-based endearments, and an increasingly alarmed Shane trying to figure out the rules before Ilya can invent three more.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “I will be quick,” Ilya’s voice was unusually quiet. “I wanted to ask…”
    “What?” Shane imagined all manner of questions. How are you? Will you ever get better? Is this the life you’re living now, really? Shane fucking Hollander, podcaster? Aren’t you ashamed of this pathetic existence?
    “I wanted to ask you out.”
    Shane’s brain stopped. He blinked. He might have swayed. “Out where?”
    “Out on date.”
    “What?”

    Years later, after winning cups that should have gone to Montreal, Ilya hears Shane Hollander's voice again. On the popular podcast Man in the Crease.

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    06 Jul 2026