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[PODFIC] Kiss Me, Kill Me, Eyes on Me by goldfishgrahamcracker
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Jul 2026
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“The camera also only shows so much, capturing the world in black and white.” The man tapped the blunt side of the knife against Vincent’s cheek. “Did you know there was a time when those with blue and green eyes were considered clairvoyant? Can you see the future, Vincent Whittman? Perhaps that was what made you a decent weather boy. Are you sure you should have strayed from that path?”
or: Up-and-coming TV personality Vincent Whittman catches the attention of New York's latest serial killer through a fortunate choice of dump site, beginning a dance through the decade of evading police, absolutely killer ratings, and changing the trajectory of Hell itself...if they can manage to muddle through this weird 'I don't know why I don't want to kill you' feeling thing at least. Either way, the 50s aren't even remotely ready for them.
Original work by letters_of_stars.
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Love, John Doe by goldfishgrahamcracker for letters_of_stars
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Jul 2026
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The last words of a damned man.
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A musical tribute to Alastor Dupré.
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[PODFIC] everything but hope (lets you go) by goldfishgrahamcracker
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 May 2026
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Alastor and Vincent Hartfelt have been living life on autopilot- unsure where to go but around in circles within the confines of a stagnating marriage- when Vincent is diagnosed with a Carcharodon carcharias mutation. Sometime in the next eight months he will cease to be himself and turn into one of the planet's most infamous predators.
Together they navigate their crumbling lives as Alastor fumbles with the question: Is there any virtue in fighting your way back to someone who’s about to be gone forever?
TLDR; the sad and complicated Shark Heart AU
Original work by a_wrinkle_in_truth
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[PODFIC] Broadcast, interrupted by goldfishgrahamcracker
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 May 2026
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Vincent "Vox" Whittman is forced to reside at a mental hospital by his industry partners for an unknown reason. Inside the ward, he meets plenty of people, from the prideful head nurse, his daughter and her "friend" to the patients sharing this damned prison with him.
He deems them all like plankton, krill, and shrimps, and himself as a shark, waiting until one day a fish arrives for him to finally satisfy his hunger.
A very smiley and clever one eventually does. Little does he know it isn't a fish but a killer whale ready to hunt him down.Original work by ParanoidDeer.
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“Is it why you don’t like men?”
“It certainly didn’t do them any favours,” Alastor snorts. “Call it confirmation bias.”
“Guess I’m the exception,” Vincent says. “Why’s that? Found a kindred spirit or some bullshit?”
“If that was case, I’d be partners with any pretty young thing looking for an opportunity,” the other man scoffs. “And I don’t remember ever calling you an exception. A rounding error, at the absolute best.”
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OR: Vincent and Alastor bond over the worst parts of show business.
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06 Jul 2026
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Ammonia Removes Blood Stains But Ink is Forever by letters_of_stars
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
18 May 2018
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Saved the world—twice? Check.
Completely awesome princess wife? Check.
Mentor he may or may not have a small crush on back from the dead? Check.
Aside from absolutely everything else being a disaster, Eggsy's life is looking pretty good, but good things just never seem to stay checked for long now, do they?
Obligatory post-Golden Circle fic, where certain characters continue the popular trend of not actually being dead and Eggsy has to confront the fact he fell in love with a lepidopterist and then married royalty.Bookmarked by goldfishgrahamcracker
04 Jun 2026
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After declining Vincent's proposal for a partnership, Alastor finds that he is pregnant from a night of passion they'd shared previous. His decision to proceed with the pregnancy for his own nefarious reasons morphs into a plot to kill it permanently, which proves harder than he thought.
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17 May 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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09 May 2026
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Exiled to the VeeTek R&D division and hidden away from the public after his disastrous breakdown, Vox finds a device that lets him see Alastor's thoughts. When he realizes that the radio demon really is in love with him, he decides to try and get Alastor to act on his feelings one last time- especially because Alastor might destroy much more than himself if he can't confront the truth.
Seeing Alastor's memories play out in front of him forces Vox to think about his own, but can he learn from his past mistakes? Or will another attempt at winning Alastor over cost Vox what little he has left?
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29 Apr 2026