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"Hey, what the hell—"
"Jesus," spits Zaeth, swiping his knife-throwing hand back through his ratty hair. "It's just you—"
"Fucking—of course it's me! I literally just told you I was almost here, who else would it—"
"Are you capable of moving through like, the world, in any way other than 'skulking.'"
"Sorry," you spit out, because it's easier than dwelling on it, even though it's a lie and you're not sorry at all. "You're, uh. You're in need of assistance?"
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"Yes, well," he says, maybe a touch defiantly. He can double down with the best of them. "It's not a crime for a man to have proclivities, last time I checked. I think it's an extremely natural reaction to the sight of something—evocative."
"And what exactly is it evoking," says Torse, in a low voice that, god, Maxwell hopes only sounds that suggestive in his own head rather than aloud to the listening ears of Oda at large.
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In which Torse learns and Maxwell unlearns. -
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Cringey childhood anecdotes? Smalltalk, Maxwell, is this it, is this the vibe? Is this the normal thing to do, when you're picking apart a piece of the man you fell asleep on top of just a few hours ago, when he is groping along the floor to find where he's dropped the new one and pressing it into your palm, preparing to tell you how to put him back together again?
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žučók (if the sun can radiate, then so can I) by greenonions
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
08 Nov 2025
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It would have been a lot easier, probably, if they could have fallen in love while Torse was still here. But count on them to do things the hard way, of course.
Also: holy shit, you're thirty.
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"A lovely story, Gotch, but an awful lot of preamble to the main gist." Her head cocks toward you: "You saw Gotch had a tattoo and it made you want to get a tattoo too, that's all it is, ya?"
This thing between you is so new. You both have so, so much yet to learn.
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Gill & Gilbert: The Collected Works by ChalkyMess, driftwoodshakes (localmagpie), greenonions, orphan_account, searchingforabiggersky, segmentcalled, strongandlovestofic, Trigonometrical, wildcopy
Fandom Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
01 Sep 2022
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call me friend but keep me closer by whistlepuppet
Fandoms: CollegeHumor | Dropout RPF, Dimension 20 (Web Series) RPF
18 Nov 2025
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The stupidly tight figure skating shirt is a problem.
It shouldn't be—Murph is treating the whole thing as a joke, and Emily is too, even if she has that feral gleam in her eye she gets sometimes, the one that means she and Murph are definitely going to disappear into a bathroom or dressing room or secluded hallway for a while before the show (where they will make absolutely zero effort to keep quiet, and Zac will have to laugh along with the rest of his friends and pretend he's not dying inside).
Maybe it's more accurate to say that Zac is the problem.
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- Part 1 of when the party's over
Bookmarked by greenonions
14 May 2026
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Is it a joke? Because I can't tell by starvampgnome
Fandoms: CollegeHumor | Dropout RPF, Not Another D&D Podcast (Podcast) RPF
03 Mar 2026
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The Two Crew keeps calling Murph daddy. He isn't sure how he feels about it, until he is.
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Torse first met Professor Comfrey MacLeod on a day he would only later realize was not the worst of his life.
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The series of letters between Maxwell and Monty as they trade personal news, cultural updates, and book chapters across the world boundary.
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When Fehujar returns to deliver their second notice of Comfrey Macleod’s outstanding debts, Freyja seizes her chance to step up and become The Main Guy. To her delight, her new shipmates all support her when it counts.
Maybe a bit too much, in some cases.
But surely she can convince her mother that she’s negotiated a lasting merger that will prove to be an asset.