grossferatu
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- MASH (TV) (59)
- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (28)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (8)
- Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF (4)
- Red Dwarf (UK TV) (4)
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B.J. has lost everything. His job, his marriage, and (for now, at least), access to his child.
Hawkeye's determined to prove that there's at least someone B.J. will never lose.
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At some point, surely, B.J. will stop his post divorce crashout.
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she used to wear her hair like you except when she was sleeping by grossferatu
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
30 Apr 2026
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Hawkeye gets an unexpected phone call and gets some unasked-for news.
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Trapper uses the mention of an old wartime hookup to tease Hawkeye. B.J. is no help.
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Ten years after being beaten by his unit for being gay, and being rescued by a madcap pair of medical doctors, George Weston has a one night stand that makes him confront some things about himself and his own past.
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grossferatu Kinktober 2025 by grossferatu
Fandom Fate/Grand Order, MASH (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
31 Oct 2025
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KINKTOBER 2025, with a few bonus tracks as the fancy struck me.
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will hopefully be a loosely connected series of flash fics set in a greater punnitraphawk universe. title is a reference to the Odyssey.
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And would it have been worth it, after all,
After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,
Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,
Would it have been worth while,
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it towards some overwhelming question,
To say: “I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all”—
If one, settling a pillow by her head
Should say: “That is not what I meant at all;
That is not it, at all.”And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while,
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor—
And this, and so much more?—
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:
Would it have been worth while
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
And turning toward the window, should say:
“That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant, at all.”
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If We Fall, I Only Pray: Don't Fall Away From Me by thefaceinthecornerofmyhotelroominrome
Fandoms: James Bond - Ian Fleming
27 Sep 2025
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December, 1962. Felix Leiter receives some bad news.
Title from 'I, Carrion (Icarian)' by Hozier.
Contains spoilers for the book You Only Live Twice including in the beginning notes.
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02 Dec 2025
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Strategising Just How I Can Get You Alone by thefaceinthecornerofmyhotelroominrome
Fandoms: James Bond - Ian Fleming
15 Nov 2025
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“James,” said Leiter, making an obvious effort to keep his voice low, “you do realise that anyone could walk in?”
Bond and Leiter have a quick debrief in Scaramanga's hotel's bathroom.
Title from '24 Hr Open' by Picture Parlour.
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02 Dec 2025
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Q examined the half-smoked cigarettes littering the ground beneath him, his eyes tracing the orange paper wrapped around perfectly round filters. Bond’s custom cigarettes had small wrinkles at the ends, giving them the expensive feel of a unique creation. He missed them, but corner store tobacco would just have to do.
“I thought I’d find you here.”
Q dragged his gaze up to look at the face of the man speaking to him. He couldn't stop his hands from shaking, but it was a cold evening.
“You started smoking again?”
“I don’t know, James. What do you think?”
“I think you have bad taste in cigarettes."
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"Come on, people only become shrinks if they've got something in themselves they want to work out." Pierce toasts Sidney with his motor oil. "Do you?"
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21 Nov 2025
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He’s not in his twenties anymore, or even his early thirties. But Trapper is nothing if not determined, and Hawkeye knows better than to get in the way of Trapper’s sexual schemes. Out of the bedroom, Hawkeye leads. In the bedroom he’s more of a spectator to Trapper and BJ’s battle of wills.
Kinktober day 28: multiple orgasms
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Bookmarked by grossferatu
29 Oct 2025