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“Tsukasa!” the captain bellows when he spots him. “Just the man I was looking for!”
Tsukasa closes his eyes, counts to five, then reopens them. “Hello, Ryusui. Did you need something?”
“Yes, hello!” Ryusui beams at him, nursing a half-full mug of beer. “Not really, but does a man need a reason to talk?”
“I suppose not,” Tsukasa says as he vividly imagines being run over by the old Steam Gorilla.
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(Ryusui wants Tsukasa, and Tsukasa wants to get off this ship. Slow burn, taken place over the Perseus's 40 day voyage to North America.)
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took the wrong long way back home by haejjoon
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Anime), Dr. STONE (Manga)
25 Apr 2025
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“I just had a thought,” Taiju proudly announces. “Do you have anyone you’re looking forward to reviving, Senku?”
“Use your brain, oaf. You and Yuzuriha are already up and running. Who else would I possibly want to revive?” Senku says distractedly.
“Byakuya-san, of course!”
Senku’s hands still.
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(Taiju learns of Ishigami Byakuya's death.)
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"you don't think the phantom thieves are just?"
"i think your support of the phantom thieves shows your incompetence, detective."
kurusu's tilting his head in a curious manner, and the light glances off his black-rimmed glasses, nearly obscuring his eyes from view.
but goro sees him, sees the hunger, sees the ravenous nature underneath; he sees it because he feels it too: the draw, the deal, and the start of the game.
[a roleswap au; akira kurusu as the calm, professional, cagey detective prince, and goro akechi as the surprisingly charming and well-spoken delinquent transfer student. comes with art!]
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i hope you bite your tongue by haejjoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Apr 2024
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Aventurine slides the revolver into his hand. The weight of it rests deftly against his palm. He pops open the cylinder—true to Sunday’s word, five empty chambers stare back at him. Neatly slotted in the sixth is one shining, fresh round.
He closes it back up, smiling. “You weren’t lying about the single round, at the very least.”
Sunday folds his hands atop one another, his face impassive. “You could always answer the question if you’re nervous.”
“I think I’ll take my chances.” Aventurine cocks the hammer, relishing in the sound of the cylinder’s spin, and then points it at his own temple. He tilts his head up so that he’s looking down at Sunday, and lets a lazy grin spread from ear to studded ear.
Bang, he mouths, as he presses down on the trigger.
(Sunday and Aventurine play twenty questions, in which a refusal to answer might sink a bullet in their brain. Also, they strip.)
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Goro wonders if Akira is the kind of person to make wishes upon the stars.
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(originally posted on tumblr). For ShuAke Week 2023 Day 6: Stargazing
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Incubus by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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It took Shen Yuan a full week to realize he'd transmigrated into PIDW.
In his defense, he'd woken up to a sky filled with blood rain, raging walls of hellfire, and a shadowy thing trying to take a bite out of his leg. He'd had to hit the ground running (literally, because that shadow thing had been hungry and fast) and hadn't had much time to take in his surroundings.
Luckily he was fast in this life. His strange new set of goat-like legs seemed to help with that.
In which Shen Yuan transmigrates as an incubus, and everyone realizes it but him.
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24 Jun 2026
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Sharing is Caring by celardor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2023
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“Liu Qingge! I told you not to drink the water!” Shen Qingqiu shouts. His thoughts are a panicked whirl—is it going to have the same effect that it did in the original story?
Liu Qingge just stares at him in shock.
Shen Qingqiu’s question is answered when he suddenly hears Liu Qingge’s voice. Liu Qingge isn’t speaking, though—his mouth never moves. No, Shen Qingqiu is hearing Liu Qingge’s voice inside his head.
Liu Qingge’s voice says, “Holy shit. I can see his nipples.”
They both stare at each other in horror. At that moment, there’s a happy little ding and a System notification pops up in front of him.
[Congratulations! Bonus mission activated: Sharing is Caring!]
“Fuck,” Shen Qingqiu says, with feeling.
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Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge accidentally trigger a wife plot that leads to them forming a telepathic connection.
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20 Jun 2026
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a demon, a cultivator, and a (prospective) wife by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2023
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Shen Yuan’s gotten away with avoiding many of the responsibilities of a well-to-do young master, but he’s finally found the one thing he can’t escape: no matter what, he must take a wife.
Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan’s personal servant and totally platonic best friend, takes a particular interest in this.
(Unrelated, and surely not important: demonic sightings in town have risen, and Luo Binghe is keeping secrets. Good thing these things have nothing to do with Shen Yuan’s bridal selection!)
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19 Jun 2026
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raised by winter winds by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2024
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Shen Yuan has had a push-and-pull relationship with Shen Qingqiu for years. Shen Yuan knows that Shen Qingqiu is meant to be a villain, but he knows just as well that many of the things Shen Qingqiu was accused of in Proud Immortal Demon Way were just shitty misunderstandings, and over the years Shen Yuan has become reluctantly fond of his Shizun.
Abusing Luo Binghe was not a misunderstanding, though, and Shen Yuan will do whatever he can to correct the fact that he wasn't there to protect Luo Binghe when it happened.
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“Shizun, I already said that I like beasts best - if I can’t raise Luo Binghe to be my shidi, can’t I raise him as my pet instead?”- Language:
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19 Jun 2026
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seeking survival, i'll pursue a divorce! by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2026
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After transmigrating into the antagonist of a reverse otome game, Shen Yuan is faced with a minor problem. "Minor" meaning "deadly," and "problem" meaning "Luo Binghe," of course.
Planning to escape the main plot of the game before it reaches its conclusion, Shen Yuan - now Shen Qingqiu, the unwanted wife that Luo Binghe starts out with before he pursues one of the game's actual love interests - does the only thing he can think of.
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19 Jun 2026