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A Scam, A Stunt, and a Kid Called 'Good PR' by happyaspie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Oct 2025
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Foster kid Peter Parker barrels around a corner with a rescued cat in his arms and a cop hot on his heels. He collides with Tony Stark and blurts, “Dad! You gotta help me!” in front of a dozen cameras.
The media eats it up, and Tony rolls with it, because why not? It's good PR. The narrative writes itself. And everyone loves a good redemption arc... All he had to do was borrow the kid, smile for the cameras, and hand him back when the buzz dies down. Easy. What could possibly go wrong?
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02 Dec 2025
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“I must not have heard you correctly, Headmaster,” Severus said flatly.
“You did, my boy. This isn’t only a favour to me, you understand.”
“But there must be trust," Severus insisted. "A bond… or some sort of relationship between mentor and pupil for Occlumency to be taught correctly! The only bond the brat and I share is one of mutual loathing.”
“Now, Severus, you are an adult and a Hogwarts professor. Surely, you can find a way to mend broken bridges.”
Broken bridges? Broken bridges? There had never been a "bridge" to begin with! Not with Potter, the carbon copy of his school bully, who spoke, acted, believed himself so superior to anyone else he might as well be the second coming of his father. There had always only been damp planks slogging down a river which separated them on two opposite banks. No bridge to speak of.
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Summer of Fifth Year. Dumbledore decides Harry should begin Occlumency immediately. Harry and Snape start seeing a lot of each other. Neither is thrilled, especially when they begrudgingly realise that maybe, possibly, perhaps, they might have more in common than they thought. -
Harry Potter vs Dumbledore’s Dying Wish by TumblingBackpacks for sssrha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jun 2024
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During Harry's Sixth Year, Dumbledore takes up the role of the DADA professor. It is possibly the worst experience of his Hogwarts career. Harry makes a desperate wish to stop it before it happens, and when he wakes up, he is back on the Hogwarts Express at the beginning of Third Year.
With his second chance, Harry has one goal: Prevent Dumbledore from ever becoming the Defense Against The Dark Arts professor.
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- Part 20 of various ‘verses
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28 Jan 2024
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Some of the greatest Harry time travel crack I've ever seen
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Not This Time, I'm Not Losing Them This Time by quotidian_void
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 May 2023
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Jason gets hit by fear toxin immediately after reuniting with Bruce, Dick and Tim after he comes back from the dead.
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- Part 8 of The Mafia Files (expansion pack)
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16 Jun 2023
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I'm in paradise with Dad by AutumnHobbit
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
15 Jan 2017
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His breaths are hitching without his meaning to let them, but deep down, in some part of him that remembers going to church when he was a baby and hearing about God, he prays. Please. Please let him come. I don't expect him to save me. I'll come without a fight. Just please, let him be here. Please. Please let me have my dad.
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Or, that prompt where Jason was still alive when Bruce found him.
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- Part 1 of I'm in paradise with Dad