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    Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

    Or,

    how Damien and Shayne kissed til they fell in love (order of events not guaranteed).

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    1/1
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    98
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    6
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    665
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    To say that Tommy never thought he'd be stuck in a locker room shower stall with Shayne Topp trying to outrun some fuckheads from the baseball team who think they're funny, to say that would be an incredible understatement. Hell, if you'd asked him ten minutes ago, he would have said he'd rather do anything else than get that close to Shayne Topp, who he has never called his nemesis aloud but has in his head a nonzero number of times, which is still embarrassing.

    Or, trivia rival/college au tommyshayne. you agree.

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    1/1
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    11
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    60
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    11
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    Tommy doesn't spend a lot of time frequenting the club scene anymore. He's over thirty years old, and as much as he likes a party and has a grand old gay time with the right crowd, the right crowd is getting harder and harder to pin down. He's not exactly sure when the right crowd started being at The Rabbit Hole in a lone standing building in one of the smaller neighborhoods of WeHo, but here he is, drink in hand as he assesses the crowd. Tommy's mind is still wandering as his eyes wander the crowd as well, but both his thoughts and his gaze freeze when the latter lands on a familiar face.

    Damien.

    OR

    the tommien bdsm club fic.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    105
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    16
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    1,268
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    "Is this seat taken?" a soft voice asks perhaps a minute later, knuckles rapping down on a baluster not far from the one Tommy is resting his back against. He's worked food service for a little too long to startle that easy, so unless the guy is watching the cherry fall out of Tommy's cigarette when his hand fingers tighten and flick, he probably doesn't even know he's startled Tommy. Well, except, he winces a little when Tommy looks up at him, nose wrinkling like an apology is already forming in his mouth, and it's the strangest thing. Through nothing more than sight alone, he knows that he doesn't want to know the sound of the word sorry coming out of this man's mouth.

    "Pull up some tile, it's all yours."

    Or, catering bartender Tommy meets errant plus one Damien on the balcony of the wedding venue he's catering.

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    Comments:
    10
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    533
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    The first time really is just a case of wrong place at the wrong time. They've both been on set all day, even Spencer spending most of his time on camera, and neither of them are awake enough for this by the time four in the afternoon hits. Ian had taken a long look at Shayne a few minutes ago and told him to maybe take a minute? A few minutes, even. Maybe go sit in a dark room, drink a hot beverage, whatever he needs. The bags under his eyes must be purple. Ian only gets that worried look to him when somebody is getting bad. Worrying when there's nothing to worry about isn't really his thing.

    Not that Shayne is in any condition that needs worrying about. He just gets it, right? He looks like death warmed over.

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    or, it takes a couple of times sleeping together for shayne and spencer to sleep together.

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    403
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    57
    Hits:
    6,555
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    Summary

    overworked and underslept, the only thing damien really feels is burnt out. tommy helps with that.

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    or, domestic comfort no hurt tommien fluff.

    Language:
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    3,150
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,321
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    “You’re so dumb.”
    “Yeah, but I made you laugh, so being dumb? Totally worth it.”

    ||

    or, 3000 miles apart, damien and jackie are making it work.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    431
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    You know what? Typically, Damien's all about accountability and taking responsibility for your actions, but maybe just this once, there's an exception. Sure, he'd been the one to ask if Shayne wanted to take a little while longer off work and drive home for Christmas this year, and sure, doing the long stretch and going to his parents' place first and getting hotels on the way was also his idea, but Shayne agreed. That was the biggest surprise, maybe. Maybe that was it. He never expected to get this far and now he's unprepared for the consequences of his actions. The consequences of his actions being that, as he pushes the door of their hotel room open, he sees it. A single bed. Queen size, big fluffy white pillows and plain bedspread, the comforter a calming green. Only one. Shit.

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    Or, road tripping home with Shayne leads to more than Damien previously accounted for.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    315
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    51
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    4,553
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    Summary

    overwhelmed and anxious in public unfortunately isn't new to damien. being checked on by tommy bowe? that's a little new.

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    or, damien and tommy are briefly at a party together.

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    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,575
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    Summary

    "Sure, Spencer. We'll call what I am mad. Like when I called what we had a relationship, and how you refer to it as fucking. I'm gonna head out."

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    Or, Spencer and Shayne don't communicate clearly and more people face consequences for that than you think.

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    4,691
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    [ Tweet from Damien Haas @DamienHaas on Dec 7, 2023 at 6:27pm reading:
    "Hey y'all, I know it's a streaming night, but I've been a very lucky fellow with some really cool stuff going on this week and am therefore extremely tired.
    Think it's best I listen to my (actually kinda dizzy at this point) body and sit this one out. 😬👍" ]

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    or, shayne comes to check on damien.

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    504
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    68
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    6,896
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    Chosen's ears perk up when Augustus compliments him. He's never noticed it before, always distracted by feeling flustered about complimenting the other boy at all. It's not in his nature to verbally reinforce other people, but it is in his nature to conduct experiments for the purpose of collecting data.

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    or, the animalian trait au. featuring the development of the relationship between catboy!augustus and dogboy!chosen, best friends chosen and brianna, and a feature from fan favorite JDB.

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    1,874
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    The first time Spencer feels a pull at the bottom of his shirt from a person who is not less than ten years old, he's at work. It's not a big deal. He's in the middle of something, sure, but it doesn't feel insistent. Whoever it is waits for the minute that he's directing stuff for Games, silent until Spencer turns around to see them. And it's Tommy. So it's not like he was ever going to be mad anyway. He raises his eyebrows, looking up at the other man's face with a smile. Tommy's fingers pinch at the hem of the front of his shirt now. He's so fucking cute.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3,616
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    They're doing well. Several rounds of racing have gone by, Chosen taking victory in all of them save one, during which Augustus cheated anyway, so it should not be counted. Augustus doesn't know he cheated, per se, because it's not like he did it on purpose. Chosen took his eyes off the screen for a moment and couldn't pull his gaze back to it. Embarrassing. Besides Chosen's occasional staring problem, they're doing well. And then Augustus bumps his elbow against Chosen's on accident.

    OR

    Sometimes a single word can be the straw that breaks the camel's back, so to speak, in that if Augustus apologizes to him one more goddamn time, Chosen is gonna crack.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    164
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2,793
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    five times tommy and spencer shared clothes and accessories and it wasn't a big deal, and one time they shared clothes and it was a very big fucking deal.

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    63
    Hits:
    6,546
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    It's not a good day. Both of his dads are on one about something or another, at each other's throats and at Augustus's, though to his knowledge Augustus hasn't done anything particularly wrong. It's just a mood thing. Changing of the seasons, maybe. He doesn't have work today, so he heads over to the Agnew household to get away from the yelling, the angry and snapping retorts, the rare breaking of glass. Swear, his dads were better, more even keeled, when he was a kid. He doesn't know what he did wrong. He doesn't know what he did to them, growing up weird in their presence. Because he knows he's weird. He just wishes his dads didn't think so too.

    They love him. He just doesn't know if they have any idea how to love him in a way he understands.

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    Or, Augustus is having a hard week. Chosen makes things worse before he makes them better.

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    Comments:
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    98
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    937
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    "Would it be okay if we just sat here?" Shayne asks quietly, the exhale of his speech warm on Damien's shirt. Damien scratches over Shayne's scalp and it's like his best friend turns to liquid in his lap. Damien grins.

    "We can sit here as long as you want."

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    Or, Shayne's tired after a workout and it leads to a conversation that's been a long time coming.

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    June 13, 8:45am

    spenner: so like theoretically,

    tomothy: oh god, here we go
    tomothy: when did you change my name in chat

    spenner: i’ll never tell :)

    tomothy: you were put on this earth to give me a headache

    spenner: could say i’m made for you then ;)

    tomothy: i’m going to kill you

    spenner: do it, coward

    tomothy: what were you even saying

    spenner: i’ll never tell :)

    tomothy: you forgot didn’t you

    spenner: [maybe so.gif]

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    Or, Spencer needs a plus one to a wedding.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    5,012
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    Like so many other bad decisions, this one begins when Tommy bothers to pick up his phone.
    "Okay, so I may have made a few questionable decisions," Spencer says apropos of nothing, his voice a little too quiet across the line.
    "Always a great way to start a phone call. Hi, Spencer, how's your evening? Good? Good! Oh mine? Well-"
    "Tommy, this is an emergency."

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    Or, Tommy helps Spencer out of a tough situation. Or maybe helps a tough situation out of Spencer. Depends on who you ask.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    716
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    11,106
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    He’s chasing Ladybug around the flat before he can stop himself, following the other man as he picks up his belongings. He’s still yelling for fuck’s sake, like he’s unable to control himself for how the words keep spilling out. He’s not even sure what set him off this time- maybe his shitty attempts at making eggs, or perhaps the way that Ladybug had gotten him a glass of water before setting his medication in his hand, both the antibiotics and the mood stabilizer he’s been on since- well. Lemon had said he should see somebody for his nickin’ problem.

    OR

    Tangerine has a raging anxiety attack and takes it out on Ladybug, who talks him down.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1,725

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