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Ways to Stop a Spellcaster by harp_turtle
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), The Mighty Nein (Cartoon)
19 Nov 2025
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Based on that tumblr post and the art of @mightnightartist on X.
https://x.com/midnigtartist/status/1893859354677334410?s=46
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Inspired by that tumblr post about two spies trying to get it on but they keep pulling an absurd amount of knives out of their clothes…and it should kill the mood but it’s definitely not.
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It's Only Forever (Not Long at All) by harp_turtle
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), Labyrinth (1986)
29 Sep 2024
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Caleb is babysitting Veth's son alone for the first time, but things go horribly wrong when he accidentally wishes for the Goblin King to take Luc away. Turns out the Goblin King is super hot, and so is the drow caretaker of the Labyrinth who has also been drawn into a Fey pact...will Caleb make it out with Luc, or will they all be lost in the Labyrinth forever?
Or, Mollymauk would look good in any of David Bowie's clothes so here's a silly AU.
Posted for Mollymauk Week 2023 - Day 4 Prompt, Royalty -
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Molly has just been cleared medically to be able to move freely after top surgery, and entices Caleb over a little early with some smutty photos. Caleb enjoys his partner's new chest thoroughly.
This is just shamless smut, no plot, enjoy!
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Caleb shows Essek around the Harvest Close festival in Rexxentrum while they wait for Molly to finish up working at the circus.
Inspired by the song "Harvest Moon" by Imaginary Future.
Written for Shadowidowmauk Bang 2023 prompt - Fall/Harvest Festival
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To carry the child of Kassandra...
First person pov
Bookmarked by harp_turtle
06 Jun 2026
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there's nothing that can keep me from falling for you by frolickingangels
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
28 Jul 2020
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Brasidas sneaks out of the barracks to bed his wife like she deserves.
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06 Jun 2026
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a painful reminder (don't look in my eyes) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
27 Apr 2026
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Something awful roils in Aranessa's stomach. That fracture opened up by the separation of Julien's hands from hers is widening, forming a yawning well of desperation, a frightening thing that digs its fingers into her and threatens to rip her apart. She bites her tongue until blood slips down her throat, trying to tame the monster, to call it to heel.
It does not work. Her lungs are not working either. No matter how many times she opens her mouth to say yes, Julien, you have my permission, the words simply refuse to come out.
"I would beg you to stay, Sir Davinos," she whispers. The tears surge up again, threatening to choke her words. She holds them back. "I do not wish to spend the night alone."
In another universe, Julien remains at the Palazzo, instead of going to the Tangled Sheet.
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02 Jun 2026
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To Extract The Venom by JoustingJester
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series)
28 Apr 2026
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Bren/Caleb adapts to a new life. Tackles unexpected problems. On his own until he's not anymore.
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28 May 2026
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In his first year after escaping Vergesson, Caleb—at the time, still Bren—took a private moment to see to his own needs.
In the woods.
At night.
Under a full moon.
Not his best idea.(This story has two endings: a trick and a treat. Read one or both, you decide.)
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25 May 2026