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The Hylian Royal Family is dead.
At least, that’s the official report.
Ten years after Ganondorf’s decisive purge of the Castle, Hyrule carries on beneath new banners. Whispers persist of the lost Princess’s ghost living on in the kingdom’s most elusive, notorious courtesan, the Songbird. For the men powerful enough to receive an invitation to her bed, it’s a chance to relive the fantasy of a vanished age.
These men, however, have a strange habit of vanishing without a trace.
When a summons arrives for the Songbird to the Court of Vices, the glittering, debauched heart of Ganondorf’s New Hyrule, she’s finally within striking distance of her ultimate mark. The man who seized her birthright, sent her underground into hiding, and now wears her father’s crown. Armed with her cover story and decade of Sheikah assassin training, she wrangles the new King into a deadly bargain he believes will align her kill list to his advantage.
It was meant to be a clean vendetta.
The monster wasn’t supposed to have a soul.
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Zelda struck a bargain with the Calamity: a crown for a king, and a marriage on her terms. Weeks into their reign, she's clearing out her father's chancellery as a gift for her new husband when she discovers a locked drawer containing twenty-seven marriage proposals. Never intended for her to see, only conditions for men to negotiate and a princess to endure.
She sorts them by cruelty. Ganondorf wants every name. For retribution, and to show her how a proper king behaves.
Her father's desk, not to mention her life and choices, will never belong to King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule ever again.
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Feeding Your Inner Demon by hatenohouse, The_Twilight_Duchess
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
08 Jun 2026
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Zelda works as a phone sex operator, secretly gathering data for her psychology thesis. She is meticulous about her boundaries: no attachments, no personal disclosures, and absolutely no crossing professional lines. Her clients get a voice, a fantasy, and nothing more.
Except for the man she calls her king.
His startling intelligence and unnerving control strip away every rule she's ever made. This brilliant and enigmatic man has a hold over her unlike any other, his voice a temptation she has never refused. Under his command, her limits cease to exist, and there is no line she won't cross to keep him calling.
And when she casually dismisses the work of one Dr. Agahnim, she finds herself on the receiving end of a punishment as vicious as it is delicious.
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Groom's Mask by hatenohouse
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
19 Mar 2026
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After a fairy tale wedding in peaceful, prospering Hyrule, Zelda agrees to a honeymoon at a remote cottage on the edge of Lake Hylia. A gift from her new husband in a quiet, sacred place miles away from subjects or interruptions. One week away from Court and appearances, free of guards and titles and expectations.
Link promised to take care of everything.
She only has to be his wife.
Just for one week.
That's all the darkness needs.
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The Flow of Time is Always Cruel by hatenohouse
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
21 Feb 2026
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Twenty-three years ago, the Hero of Time vanished from a devastated Hyrule, into a version of the world that did not fall. In the land that he left, the Kingdom healed. The Princess reigned again. A new prince was born beneath a sky free of ash.
But Queen Zelda still returns to the Temple of Time, pressing her hand to the seam of a door that once opened. Playing a song that no longer sparks magic. Reaching for the boy that fate ripped from her arms.
On her son’s wedding day, she must whether she will continue to live in memory, or embrace the peace that her Hero gave her.
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Mutually Assured Destruction by The_Twilight_Duchess for hatenohouse
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
11 Jun 2026
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Six months after her draconification was reversed, Zelda is confronted with an old enemy and a new problem. While everyone trusts the seemingly harmless Ganondorf -- a man who claims to have no association with the one who tried to destroy Hyrule -- she knows the truth. It's only a matter of exposing him.
At the site of one of her fallen tears, they meet, to hash out the ancient history between them in a way neither of them quite expected.
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11 Jun 2026
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Straightening From Under Again by FilipaMariaKecharitomene for Mailrebel, hatenohouse
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
06 Jun 2026
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Seven years after the Twilight Invasion, Queen Zelda holds the annual Hylia Masquerade festivals - celebrating the day the gods conceived her only daughter. Or so the official story goes. She must also fend off Dukes and Princes who seek her lands and her bed under the pretense of being her suitors. Some who are unwilling to take no for an answer. Fortunately or unfortunately, the Hero of Twilight has much to say about all this. In his mind, he should - after all, Zelda is his wife.
Bookmarked by hatenohouse
31 May 2026
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In the Fires of Anathema by The_Twilight_Duchess
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
24 Sep 2025
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Three years ago, Princess Zelda was killed in a tragic accident. Now, what's left of her lives on in shadows, disguised as the last of the Sheikah and bound to serve the very man who claimed her kingdom: Ganondorf Dragmire, bearer of the Triforce of Power.
To protect Hyrule, she plays the loyal spy, forever balancing the razor’s edge between obedience and defiance in an attempt to keep her people safe from his wrath. But in the dark, where not even he can see her, something far more complicated transpires between them -- something that makes her feel again, even if it means betraying the woman she was in a past life.
The scars that cover her body have deprived her of sensation, of a chance at being more than a living corpse. But when an assassination attempt on Ganondorf fails, she finds that she is not the only one marred by old wounds. That which damns her may just be what binds her to the man she hates, almost as much as she hates herself.
Written for Zelgan Week! Prompt: Scars / Memories
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- Part 1 of Anthology of Anathema
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30 May 2026
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Ganondorf Dragmire is one of Hyrule's most famous hunters. His very name and his family legacy are enough to scare lesser hunters away.
One day, he encounters a creature straight from the legends of Hyrule's days of glory. Though his days of monster hunting are in his past, there is something about this one that will not let him leave her alone.
Zelda is sure humanity cannot be as terrible as the Elders claim. For years, the Elders have kept her guarded and safe in their kingdom. After all, a Light Dragon is something that must be protected.
So when she finally manages to get to the surface and the first human she meets just happens to be a hunter, she is unsure of what to do. Especially when there's just something about this one in particular that she needs to figure out.
Bookmarked by hatenohouse
04 Apr 2026
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Cream in your tea by dinsflowers
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
13 Dec 2025
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Zelda's conversation with ganondorf over tea ends up going a little differently
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02 Feb 2026

