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Fight or Flight by spicyxpisces for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy is a skilled occlumens and legilimens. So why does he have no control over hearing and seeing every single filthy thought his coworker, Hermione Granger, has?
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07 Jul 2026
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Hermione makes a passing comment about how she wishes she could outsource the day-to-day admin of her life. Draco Malfoy volunteers for the job.
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23 Jun 2026
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An Official Statement from The Office of The Minister for Magic
Minister Granger is excited to announce that she is expecting her first child, due June 21.
Undersecretary Parvati Patil will step in as Interim Minister for six weeks while Minister Granger takes a short period of maternity leave.
“I look forward to welcoming my little one, and acting as both Minister for Magic and mum. I plan to be fully contactable during my leave, and will resume all ministerial duties upon my return.”
The Minister will not be disclosing the identity of the child’s father at this time.
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14 Jun 2026
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“Come on, Granger,” he went on, pouting his lip again. “We’re inevitable. Why won’t you just give in?”
“You’re fucking delusional,” she hissed, which only caused him to laugh.
“Such a tease. You always have been. Fortunately for you, I’m ambitious. Once I set my sights on something, I never give up.” He glanced down, his eye catching on the receipt as some of her drink soaked through the parchment. “Pretty signature, Granger. Perhaps someday soon, your initials will read HM. Wouldn’t that be nice?”
Her eyes widened in surprise. He smirked.
“Hermione McLaggen might be the sexiest fucking thing I’ve ever heard—”
“McLaggen.”
Cormac froze, irritation washing over him at the interruption. He turned his head to see Draco Malfoy standing there, his gaze fixed on Cormac’s hand where it held Granger’s wrist. Malfoy’s eyes flicked up to Granger’s face, assessing, before meeting Cormac’s stare.
“What exactly is going on here?”
Written for the (Creepy) Cormac (Malignant) McLaggen Fest
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Best Incorporation of Dramione
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12 Jun 2026
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Vexed and Annoyed by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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His hair flashes from orange to a pale lilac before settling into neon lime.
She gasps. “Oh. It changes?”
At his grim expression—and subsequent shift into mustardy yellow—it all comes crashing into place. Somehow, his hair is transmitting his emotion visually; chromatically.
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Or, Hermione responds to a Christmastime creature-related incident.
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18 May 2026