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Euijoo switches to Korean. “Okay, listen. You’re going to laugh.”
There’s a noise of confusion over the line. “What? All of a sudden?” Fuma has switched to Korean too, sounding like he’s already suppressing laughter.
“I don’t want to be overheard,” Euijoo says, “by the scary beautiful cashier.”
There’s a particularly loud clatter, as if a plastic crate had been precariously balanced on someone’s knee and then knocked to the floor by a violent flinch. Or something.
Euijoo never stays up late. Then he meets the night shift konbini cashier.
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number one in my heart by zh_haooo (heyprocrastination)
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
08 Aug 2024
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“But you were so busy with other people, like Jeonghyeon and everyone,” Gyuvin grumbles, trailing off into a mumble as he starts nuzzling into Ricky’s waist. He rubs his cheek against the fabric of the t-shirt, then, unsatisfied, tugs the hem up to rub against Ricky’s bare skin.
Ricky forces himself to ignore the way his pulse quickens and instead retorts, “What, I can’t have friends? Are you that possessive?”
“So what if I am?” Gyuvin mumbles. He turns his head so that he’s speaking into Ricky’s skin. “What if I said you can’t talk to anyone but me?”
Gyuvin comes to Ricky's room after ISAC filming.
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“I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”
Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”
She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”
After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?
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03 Jul 2026
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Before he could do it, Euijoo speaks up. “Have we met before?”
He retracts his hand that’s reaching to grab the white napkin by the plate to look at Euijoo. Nicholas is sure Euijoo has a face he won’t ever be able to forget if he’s seen it in passing or somewhere else. Beautiful smile, upturned lips, tanned skin that makes him look like he’ll probably make Nicholas sweat under the blanket if they’re pressed up against each other because he just seems to exude warmth.
“No.” Nicholas says, he’s never been more certain about anything in his life. “I don’t think so.”
“You look—” Euijoo trails off, “very familiar.”
“If this is a pickup line about how I’m the man of your dreams, I’m going to walk out of this restaurant right now, Euijoo.”
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in which euijoo and nicholas fall in love. for what feels like the thousandth time.
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02 Jul 2026
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Haunting Your City by mightyd0lphin
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Feb 2026
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“What is there to talk about?”
“What’s there to talk about?!” Hollander scoffed, shaking his head. “You’re playing for my fucking team!”
“I know.”
“Why did you have to go and get traded?! You realise we’re going to have to see each other every day from now on, and play together, and-”
“Yes,” Ilya interrupted. He didn’t want to know how long Hollander’s list was. “I know.”
Hollander took a deep breath. “Okay, listen,” he said. “Just so we’re clear - we don’t know each other outside of playing against each other, right?”
“Right.”
“And we can’t- can’t hook up anymore.”
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OR: Ilya gets traded to Montreal in October 2014. He's lonely, and angry, and he misses Boston. He doesn't know if it helps that Hollander is there or not.
title from Buckle by Florence and the Machine
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21 Jun 2026
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“So, what do you think? Will you help me?”
“Hah!” Ricky chokes out a laugh. He sits up straighter. “I don’t really think I’m the right person to find someone to help you commit marriage fraud. Most of the people I know that own property aren’t good people. And they’re old—”
“What?” Gyuvin’s drops his feet off the railing, his sandals hitting the ground with a sharp thwack. “No, Rik, I’m asking you to marry me.”
(OR: Gyuvin and Ricky take the dive and get married for tax benefits.)
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Win a Date with Kim Donghyun! by mrehk for hymnfortheweekend
Fandoms: BOYNEXTDOOR (Korea Band)
13 Jun 2026
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“Win a Date with Kim Donghyun!” Woonhak gushes.
“Huh?”
“Win a Date with—"
“No, I got that— but— what? Is this real?” Jaehyun grabs Woonhak’s phone out of his hands, squinting at the webpage he has pulled up. He scans over the information— For charity! All expenses paid!
“Oh, it’s real, and I’ve already put your name in three times,” Woonhak confirms. He snatches his phone back. “It’ll be four if you give me five more dollars.”
(OR: Donghyun needs a PR boost. Jaehyun wins a date. Dongmin pretends to be fine. Sanghyuk hates the rich and famous.)
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