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    contrapasso [con · tra · pas · so]
    the punishment of souls by a process either resembling or contrasting with the sin itself.

    The first time they meet is in Copenhagen.

    Regulus is on holiday, halfway to drunk off his ass in a dingy back alley pub. He’s never believed in love at first sight—in fact, he thinks it’s a rather ridiculous concept—but the first time he catches sight of him across alcohol-sticky floors and air thick with smoke, Regulus might be persuaded to change his mind.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Vladimir Dracula was the chosen vampire and heir to the Dracula family. After everything that happened, he decided to ultimately run away from his “responsibilities” as the chosen one on his 18th birthday. Having chosen to run away from his vampire past, Vlad discovered that he was stuck somewhere between being a vampire and a human. Determined to help both humans and vampires live in harmony, he began studying at a perfectly normal university in Nebraska to study Theology. However, after his first year, he discovered that he had a newfound passion for medicine. Vlad took on a new identity as Dennis Whitaker and, after a lot of hard work, started his residency. He met his new roommate and best friend, though he would never admit that, at his second set of rounds at The Pitt. He’s never met a group of people he was able to bond with so easily. Dennis (Vlad) is officially a doctor now as he goes into his next shift on the Fourth of July. However, two unusual strangers who know a bit more than they let on are going to threaten his life as it is now. He worked so hard to build this for himself; will he let these two brothers ruin everything he’s worked for? Or will he have to deal with them by any means necessary…

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Next week, Billy finds himself idling in the lobby of the theater, waiting. He figures if Robin doesn't show up, he'll just buy a ticket for whatever's been out the longest that week and sit alone in the theater. He'd feel like an idiot if he left now.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Truthfully, Baby Jenks doesn't know if she said anything of the sort, but the lie feels nice, comforting on her lips. It's so familiar to lie, and really, if it's to butter someone else up, it's often harmless, lying. As her maker— that's what he calls himself, anyway— Killer can't call her out for it, and really, that's nice too. It's far easier to mollify someone with lies, Baby Jenks has learnt, when they can't see into your head at all times.

    Or, at her wedding, Baby Jenks meets a strange guest.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.

    Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.

    Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?

    And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.

    (featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)

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    04 Jun 2026