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Furina has been bored since the day she stepped down as hydro archon. Why isn't anything as entertaining anymore? Neuvillette might be her last option here, but it's better than nothing.
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You just can’t get enough of Changbin’s thighs.
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yuna’s busy schedule doesn’t usually allow for bathroom breaks, especially when her manager has plans in mind.
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Layla awoke to it being dark outside. She blinked her eyes a few times and suddenly noticed how wet her lower half felt.
Shit.
What she doesn't know is how much Miko likes this feeling.
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Drabbles of Genshin characters pissing in places they shouldn't and maybe enjoying it more than they should.
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When Draco stumbles upon a particularly nasty curse at work, Hermione's Friday evening plans suddenly go from a hot bath and a good book to staying late to help research a countercurse.
But Draco's ache only grows as the evening goes on. The pain and agony won't relent.
So Hermione offers to help him out. After all, it's what any good colleague would do.
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“I only meant, is there someone you could call? Someone you’re with, who could…”
Draco laughs. The sound is harsh. “If I were seeing someone, do you think I’d still be sitting here with you instead of buried deep inside her right now?”
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05 Jan 2026
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The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
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15 Sep 2025
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Twelve years have passed since the end of the War, and Draco Malfoy has fought to become St. Mungo's preeminent Healer in an attempt to redeem his family's name. Hermione Granger had no intention of seeking out his help. However, Draco soon realizes that he has no choice but to unravel the sickness that's consuming Hermione before it destroys her completely.
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03 Dec 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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12 Nov 2025
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"Do you think people can change?"
"I think people change all the time. If they want to."An eighth year story where Hermione and Draco must reckon with the pain they are left with after the war.
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23 Sep 2025