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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    this was SOOOO FUNNY ! I absolutely loved it ! So iconic and good ! Love love love !

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    Ryland Grace and Rocky are on the way to Erid when… something happens. See end of work for the scorching hot art by tumblr user kiodja that inspired this fic. (There might be more.)

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    28 May 2026

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    Yum

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    26 May 2026

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    YUM

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    26 May 2026

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    FUCKING YUMMM

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    Step 1: Read your potential new boyfriend's phone.

    Step 2: Have a jealous meltdown.

    Step 3: Fuck him so good he remembers who he belongs to.

    Ilya’s so good at this relationship thing.

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    20 May 2026

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    IM OBSESSSSEDDDDDD im literally Ilya in this like omggggggg