hpdm4ever
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You’re Only 37 Once, You Know by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
29 Jun 2024
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And sure, some would say that the days when he could run for hours and contort himself into all sorts of athletic positions in the air to score are gone. But that doesn't mean he can't still completely bamboozle defenders with a drop of the shoulder, or deliver a bullet header so hard it nearly breaks the net. He can still bulldoze through a wall of players trying to stop him, hip-check one, and send another spinning the other way.
And if it's *Leo* passing him the ball??
Luis is not so decrepit that he can't score a couple of absolute bangers in MLS with Leo feeding him.
And he's still good at a few other things too--if the way Leo's moaning into his neck is anything to go by.
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- Part 9 of Leo + Luis (After Neymar)
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Luis Suárez was undoubtedly Miami's second biggest star and that came with the fans and the press and the unrelenting attention of the world, but he wasn't Lionel Messi.
And it was Lionel Messi who Yassine was there to protect.
Luis hadn't seemed to have a problem with that, had grinned toothily at Yassine and seemed to pleasantly agree before turning to greet some other club officials. Yassine had been glad they were on the same page, because the last thing he wanted was some asshole with a misplaced sense of self importance making his job any more difficult than it had to be.
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- Part 8 of Leo + Luis (After Neymar)
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His eyes are wandering amongst the bare skin--truthfully to admire the ink of his new teammates more than anything else--and they pause on Messi. There's a half second where Arturo notes the truly awful portrait on the upper back before his eyes slide downward as if magnetized, to appreciatively contemplate a gorgeous ass.
Leo's wearing black briefs, so it's not as vulgar as it sounds, though Arturo quickly moves his gaze upward so he doesn't get caught ogling his new teammate. That's really when he notices. There are tiny smudges painted on Leo's hips on either side--dark blue and purple splotches all in a row--and Arturo narrows his eyes in thought as he wonders why Leo would choose that sort of tattoo. He's counting them, noting five on each side, when it occurs to him that they're not actually tattoos: they're bruises.
And if Arturo doesn't miss his guess, they're from fingers.
Someone gripped Leo's hips hard enough to leave bruises, and Arturo's no idiot.
Those kind of marks are only from getting fucked.
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- Part 4 of Leo + Luis (After Neymar)
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Sometimes Words Aren't Enough by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandoms: Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
03 Mar 2024
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He and Leo have always been very cordial. Their relationship is as good as one that a goalie and a forward from an opposing team can have. Joe respects Leo's immense ability, as well as the fact that Leo never intentionally tries to hurt him when they play. He wishes he could say the same for some of the other strikers he's up against. And Leo has always been very complimentary of Joe's skills, both in the little moments after the game when they exchange pleasantries, as well as when he's interviewed.
But that little bit of small talk doesn't explain why Leo's here.
In his hotel room.
Alone.
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I'm a Monster No Good Blood Sucker by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever) for yulin
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
03 Mar 2024
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"I said I was a monster," Leo says. "Did I not?" He skims his eyes up Cristiano, lets them swirl red for an instant, this time vividly, before the inky blackness comes back. "But then again, I'm not the only one."
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Leo + Luis (After Neymar) by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
29 Jun 2024
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Leo and Luis throughout the seasons.
The earlier stories were a possible attempt to find a third person to theoretically join Leo/Luis in their relationship, however by the time I actually finished those fics the person I had in mind was no longer really at Barcelona lol. Each time!
While I believe these all to be linked and in the same series, they can all stand on their own and it is not necessary to read them all or in order with the exception of "Maybe I'm Enough" coming first.
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- 9
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Ramessi 2019- by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
06 Apr 2020
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Ramos finds out Messi hasn't been with Cristiano in months. Things go from there.
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- 43
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Leo + Kun by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
25 Mar 2015
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Leo's Barcelona playing Kun's Manchester City in the Champions League. No matter the winner, someone's going to need comforting.
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David + Leo by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
14 Dec 2016
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David Villa gives Leo a massage to help with a back injury. And he can't help himself... but Leo doesn't seem to mind.
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Waiter!Leo by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
06 Aug 2015
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Currently just the one fic. But I have a bunch of material for the sequel if I could just find the time to write it.
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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
22 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
17 Jun 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
16 Jun 2026
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The Rules of Feminism by goldenraeofsun
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jun 2026
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After his Boxing Day fight with Ilya, Shane has a game plan to fix everything. He will come out as Ilya’s boyfriend to a few people, get himself used to the idea that everyone won’t hate him for it, and then think about telling more.
Rose even has the perfect group in mind for Shane. After all, they were so kind when she and Shane were dating.
Shane really isn’t prepared to enter his WAG era, but for Ilya’s sake, he will try.
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Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
15 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
10 Jun 2026