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What if instead of walking in on Shane and Ilya making out, what if David came across Ilya alone at the Cottage?
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“I’m David. Hollander. Shane’s dad.”
Ilya genuinely couldn’t figure out what the fuck to do. He needed to send out an SOS, but he had set his phone down somewhere and had no idea if it was in the sunroom, bedroom, or bathroom, and wasn’t about to go dash around to hunt it down. And as hard as he wracked his brain, he couldn’t come up with a single plausible explanation for his presence in Shane’s summer home other than, “I’m in love with your son. We have been fucking since we were teenagers. We have a ten year plan.”
Instead, what he choked out was, “Sorry. No English.”
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08 Jul 2026
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5 Times Ilya Noticed Something About Shane, 1 Time Shane Noticed Something About Ilya by arrowtheapollo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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Couldn't it have been someone Ilya didn't actually care about? It would've been so easy to pretend to hate someone if he couldn't have given two shits whether they lived or died. Yet, here he was, listening as the universe had its routine laugh at his fucking expense. Ilya had been hit by the curse of Shane Hollander and his perfect face.
Rivals. Right. He could do that. Sure. Hate... Hate.
Fuck. He couldn't get those goddamn fucking freckles out of his head.
Or, 5 times Ilya noticed something he liked about Shane, and 1 time Shane returned the favour.
(No beta)
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05 Jul 2026
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Shane and Ilya hook up after a game, and they try bondage for the first time.
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04 Jul 2026
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One More Night by notesappapologies
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Feb 2026
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Part 2 of Bumping into Each Other
*******“My flight is later, I will be here all day too. We could hang out.” Ilya said this with a casual shrug as if it was an afterthought.
“Oh?” Shane hesitated before continuing.
“Hmm. Hang out? I don’t think that’s a good idea.” The words ‘hang out’ seemed to be said with implied air quotes by Shane.“Get your mind out of the drain, Hollander. I meant hang out, like go do some tourist things.”
“Drain? You mean gutter?”
“Whatever” Ilya huffed.
“I don’t know, wouldn’t that be weird? We’re not exactly friends.”
Ilya wanted to point out that he knew Hollander pretty intimately but he thought that might scare him off more.
“This is hurtful, Hollander. You would rather watch paint dry than hang out with Russian. I did not know you were Xenophobic”.OR:
It turns out when they spend time together they like each other a lot. Who knew?*****
Alexei, play ‘Waking Up in Vegas’ by Katy Perry then immediately turn it off after the title phrase.
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- Part 2 of Bumping into Each Other
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03 Jul 2026
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Team Canada is undefeated, the Olympic Village is buzzing, and Shane Hollander just wants to focus on hockey.
Unfortunately, his husband has discovered capitalism for himself.
When the Olympic Committee announces a condom shortage across the Village, Shane assumes it’s just another chaotic headline in an already surreal tournament. What he does not expect is to discover that Ilya Rozanov has been quietly selling their unused “complimentary health supplies” to stressed-out rookies and possibly half the international athletes...for five euros each.
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02 Jul 2026