iamdeadhoratio
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The Misadventures of Ham-i-let and Romeo by iamdeadhoratio, milkandambrosia
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare
20 Feb 2019
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"A dammed saint, an honourable villain!
O nature, what hadst thou to do in hell
when thou didst bower the spirit of a fiend
In the mortal paradise of such sweet flesh?"
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What the heck is a crop top? by DC_Chan
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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5 times Ilya Rozanov’s crop top personally attacked Cliff Marleau, and the 1 time it was someone else’s problem
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Bookmarked by iamdeadhoratio
16 Apr 2026
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Who needs a nice guy in Montreal, anyway?
(or: 5 people who were pleasantly surprised by ilya rozanov)
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15 Apr 2026
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come unfold by alspancakes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Dec 2025
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“I want one day,” Shane interrupted Ilya’s inner meltdown with, really, the only acceptable response. “And then we can…” Shane trailed off. “Then we can, I don’t know. Reset.”
“Reset,” Ilya repeated, unconvinced.
“Yeah.”
It was another few moments of stunned silence before Ilya spoke again.
“We could go somewhere.”
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or, what if Shane decided to stay, that night… and then decided to miss his flight home the next day.
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15 Apr 2026
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One Hundred and Thirty-Eight New Messages by Fangirl_Shrieks
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Apr 2026
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Ilya is not going to do anything. He knows this. He's also standing very still.
He thinks about his mother's arm, hanging over the side of the bed. He was twelve. He'd thought she was sleeping.
He closes the cabinet.
The face in the mirror is someone he recognizes in the way you recognize a city you lived in as a child: the basic geography is familiar, but you can't find anything you're looking for.
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Or: A closer look at Ilya’s first year in Ottawa, set against his first in Boston—featuring a long-lost answering machine he claimed he’d never listen to, the family inevitably left behind when you move, and the mostly self-imposed pressure of loving a man as large and looming as the great Shane Hollander.
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08 Apr 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
Series
- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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Bookmarked by iamdeadhoratio
27 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
devastatingly beautiful. my fucking god.