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Major Tom to Ground Control by tallboy_benny
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Jul 2026
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Eva Stratt has never been a woman who hesitates.
She’s made countless decisions after decisions throughout her life, often regardless of the consequences that may result. She’s not an idiot. She’s well aware that there will be consequences, and she’s equally sure that the consequences will be of little concern. The end justifies the means — her actions will be judged, but at least they will have happened.
But here, alone in a Russian conference room, for once in her life Eva Stratt does not know what to do.
OR; The beetles make it home.
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Rather than give him the joint, Ilya takes it back between his own lips and sucks in a deep breath, the tip glowing as he does so. Then, before Shane can process it, he’s reaching up and sliding one large hand around the back of Shane’s neck, pulling him down so their lips meet.
Shane gasps softly, and Ilya takes the opportunity to blow smoke into his open and waiting mouth.
Oh, God. Are you there? It’s me, Shane Hollander. We’ve had our differences, but I think I’d like to convert for real this time. I’m ready. Open the pearly white gates. I’m coming up.
Shane goes to a house party, gets high, then gets on his knees. bon appetite
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15 Jul 2026
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stellar nucleosynthesis by enthyrea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Jul 2026
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"- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"
Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.
After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.
A beat passes.
"What's your teacher's name again?"
AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.
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- Part 1 of the goldilocks zone
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Trial and Error by UON
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
21 Jul 2026
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What if Grace met Simon, but things went very badly, and now they're stuck on Erid as enemies?
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A slow burn story of two people trying to understand one another and learn to coexist. No one said it would be easy.or "Come for the smut, stay for the plot"
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dear future self (hands up!) by menaciingly
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026)
11 Jul 2026
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Tom Ryder is many incredible things. He's a movie star, a multi-millionaire, he's swimming in drugs and booze, and all the love he could ever want. Or at least, that's what he thinks, until Colt brings his nerdy twin brother around.
Tom Ryder doesn't do feelings. He doesn't do long-term. He doesn't care for romance.
Why doesn't he believe that anymore?
(OR: The long-term journey of self-improvement is hard, miserable, and draining, but it's a journey Tom is willing to take for love. He knows that's sappy. Somewhere in between home-brewed iced coffee and accidental overdoses, he stopped minding being a sap.)